A couple in their 60s were granted a wish by a fairy. The wife wanted them to wish for tickets for the dream cruise that they had wanted for a few years, but the husband said, "sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife thirty years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and in a flash the husband was 93 years old.
The moral of this story is: men remember, fairies are FEMALE. :- D.
2006-09-02 10:06:23 · 24 answers · asked by hippolyta_teen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
exactly what I would have done if I was the fairy! The poor women being left with the 93 year old man... oh well at least she won't have to wait long for the inheritance and she could use that money to go on the cruise she's always wanted.. I'm sure if she's already waited a few yrs a few more won't do any harm! so win:win situation I guess! LOL!
2006-09-02 10:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Sky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2006-09-07 06:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by nettlesie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one is a son, one is the father, different is the father of the father. not an particularly stable riddle in my opinion. those are my 2 well-liked riddles a million.What can run yet in no way walks, Has a mouth yet in no way talks, Has a mattress yet in no way sleeps, Has a head yet in no way weeps? 2.you come to a door one leads to particular death, different leads you to the place you're going. one door constantly tells a lie and the different constantly tells the reality, yet you dont understand which one is which. you have one question to ask them, what question do you ask to appreciate you're one hundred% particular with regard to the door you're dealing with?
2016-11-23 19:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fairy was a woman that goes to show all women are always playing games i would be happy if i was him cause then i would be dead soon and not have to see either 1 of those b*tches again
2006-09-02 10:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol...Brilliant
2006-09-06 10:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That brings back memories I almost fell out of my pram laughing at that when I first heard it.
2006-09-02 10:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh . . . I almost felt the shot from that. LOL
2006-09-02 10:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by ensign183 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one will tell it to my chap later
2006-09-07 02:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol lmao
2006-09-02 10:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Pinada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. it serves the old codger right.
2006-09-02 10:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋