Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional."
The second guy says "I'm a DINK, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a RUB, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
2006-09-02 10:04:07 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol just because you're not in jokes and riddles anymore doesn't mean you can get rid of me neener old joke too neener neener lol ♥
2006-09-02 10:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 07:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you giving yourself the 10 points?
2006-09-02 10:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard it..I'm glad I'm not a wife. It was cute though...
2006-09-02 15:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-09-02 10:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! And I like your picture, too!
2006-09-02 10:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I haven't heard it.
2006-09-02 10:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by idkmybffrose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL no I hadn't heard that one.
2006-09-02 10:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2006-09-02 10:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by YOUR?MAN 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats me
2006-09-02 10:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Midwestern Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋