Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
2006-09-02 09:38:15 · 25 answers · asked by ALAN B 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
haha very good got any more that made me smile see can you make me laugh some people in here have no sense of humour
2006-09-02 09:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke! What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
2006-09-02 09:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Cheryl K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. My friend is a wine steward at the local grocery store, and I always tell hime to quit wining.
2006-09-02 09:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the elephant paint his toenails all different colors? So he could hide in the M&M's.
2006-09-02 09:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by goodbye 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
This morning I woke up with a tap on my window.
I'm not using that plumber again!!
Lol
2006-09-02 09:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by EK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
momma tomato,pappa tomato ,toddler tomato -walking down the line . toddler tomoato gets drained ...starts off lagging.. poppa tomato is going back and stomps him into the pavement. "catch Up" , he says. ketchup.
2016-11-23 19:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by leabow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing he just wined
2006-09-02 09:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Do you sit there with a joke book, or do you make them up??
2006-09-02 09:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly good 1
2006-09-02 09:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grape said, ooooohhhhhhh, Ive got a foot fetish, and you just made me squirt!
2006-09-02 09:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by supervfive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋