2006-09-02 08:09:45 · 41 answers · asked by sam tyler 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Seriously Mark, its when she starts to follow through that your problems really begin...
Wherever you may be
On land or over sea
In chuch or in chapel
Let the b u g g e r rattle ;O)
2006-09-02 12:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey it's natural, its necessary,,, do they smell really bad? dude restrict her diet to wind you can stand. Actually there are certain medical conditions of the gall bladder liver area that have to do with this. I'm not sure the Drs know about it yet. Do you want her to be uncomfortable. Maybe she should just cary an air freshener around with her. You could nick name her quick draw McGraw.
Better yet become a wind conisewer. Develop the ability to identify and catalog the smells. Like did you have eggs for breakfast? Hey that smells better than I remember it tasting. Start accumulating wind jokes. Perhaps you should consider a long distance relationship if you are of a sensitive nature. She might have celiac disease check out the symptoms. or perhaps it is sillyass desease. Perhaps you have that one yourself.
2006-09-02 08:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you could encourage her to have a medical check-up. There are about a million (fixable!) reasons for a person to have excess gas. It could be that she's overweight, has a food allergy, a swallowing difficulty that causes her to take in too much air or some sort of gastric or intestinal issue that's causing her to have this problem.
It could be as simple as avoiding certain foods, taking a supplement to aid her digestion or losing a few pounds.
I'm sure it's not pleasant for her either... so just encourage her to visit her physician and discuss this embarrassing issue. She could have a medical condition and I'm sure her physician is not new to this problem at all.
2006-09-02 08:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just don't understand why fartin is such a big deal , gawd it is a normal bodily function , hubby has woke me up from a dead sleep, doing that , he seems to be able to do this at will, yeah ticks me off , I just keep air freshener by the bed spray his his butt, and go back to sleep
2006-09-02 08:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by ridingthestorm_out 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out her diet as she's probably eating things that produce a lot of gas.
Get her on an exclusion diet to cut out these items, go on it with her to give her encouragement.
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2006-09-02 15:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by CeeVee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a brisk slap should suffice this being the 60s when wife beating is allowed
2006-09-02 08:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Luke M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you love her as you say, you shouldnt have a problem in talking to her about it, it could be something as simple as a slight change in diet or it could mean she has a medical problem which needs looking at by a doctor
2006-09-02 08:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is more than it used to be, it could be a medical problem. If she is having trouble with spicy or higher fat foods it could be her Gall Bladder. I am having that right now. Extra gas is one of the signs.
2006-09-02 08:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by Scott E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She sounds very economical, i have gas central heating, she would be a god send with the cold of winter just round the corner, i'd have her plumbed straight into the pipeline...
aaahhhhh, toasty warm!
2006-09-02 08:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by pauld81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this: eat cabbage, pickled eggs, hot sausage, baked beans and beer. When you feel a major fart brewing, drop your pants and blast a record breaker in her direction.
I have no idea how this may help but it would be REALLY funny!
2006-09-02 08:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋