Come on girls (big ones, girls i mean) Tell us that you like big fat smelly men please?

Question

Im not talking about me of course, Me, im 6ft tall , dark short hair, extremly fit and good looking, loaded,drive a very low very fast ,red sports car and tell a lot of lies, but come on, say that those poor sods have got some chance.

Answer 1

I like big men but definitely not smelly men.

Answer 2

I would take a kind hearted fat man over a 6ft tall , dark short hair, extremly fit and good looking, loaded,drive a very low very fast ,red sports car and tell a lot of lies anyday.

Answer 3

You really have so much to learn(sigh...). First, you can't be honest enough even with yourself to just say the word "fat". The question itself is not serious, just a lot of attitude and sarcasm thrown in. And for your information, there ARE a lot of what you term "big, fat, smelly men" out there who have a heart of gold and know how to treat a woman with the dignity and respect she deserves. When you descirbe yourself, you don't say that you are kind, patient , generous, loving, etc. You say that you are tall, dark and handsome, very well maintained body, very rich. You are talking about external attributes and those really don't matter. It's what's on the inside that counts, and so, you have learned nothing from the life you have been given on this earth. You think that anyone that doesn't look as good as you is a "poor sod". You have so much to learn.... I actually feel sorry for you; I pity you, because you will never know what it is really like to love someone and to know that someone loves you for who you are and not what you look like. Yes, I must say, I pity you.

Answer 4

Why do you need to know about men that you aren't supposedly like, most men are only interested in themselves and can only think about one thing at a time usually themselves, come on face it you only want to know because it's you. As for a sport's car it is only making up for your inadequacies.

The answer to the question is no I don't like smelly men they are disgusting as for the rest I can take it or leave it, it really depends on the man.

Answer 5

I do happen to like big cuddly men, of course not SMELLY, but who said that FAT WOMEN OR MEN are smelly???? And I should think most of them have far nicer personalities then someone who considers them-self to be gods gift to women with a red sports car and lies. Don't be such a FAT ist!!!!
JOHN CANDY yum yum!!! Well until he died of course!

Answer 6

Ladies never ever like smelly men unless they anosmic. Attend to the personal hygiene before trying to impress. Oh yeah and we can smell a rat a mile off!

Answer 7

Excuse me??? Please tell us that you like {BIG, FAT, SMELLY} WOMEN????[lol} Sure I thought so! Case closed! I don't want to sound insensitive to fat people because some are that way do to medical problems, but to those who are fat because of laziness or just not knowing when to quit eating, I have a problem! Smelly, Now that's a different story!Short, tall, big or small, it's plain "ick" no way!!!!!

Answer 8

Whichever one of you is writing this (the good-looking driver of the sports car or the big fat smelly git), you are both truly sad. Or else truly ironic and postmodern. Either way, you don't appeal.

Answer 9

Well, I like my men to, at times be sensative and responding, and there other times when I want them to be mean and BUFF, However, the "Smelly" thing, has to go down the drain with the cruddy thing that made him that way. That's Right, NO SMELLY

Answer 10

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of a fat, smelly man whisking me away in his ford POS to a trailer court. But alas, I've never been able to find such a gem.