And why are they always weird?
2006-09-02 06:14:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Well, I guess you're not kidding around. Around here "Cooter" is used for a part of the female anatomy, and they're not weird. But there's some guys here that act like they have a cooter, and yeah, they're weird alright.
2006-09-02 07:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a redneck if:
you and everybody y'all knows knows somebody named "Cooter."
And are they named Cooter because they're weird, or do they just turn weird after y'all names 'em "Cooter"?
And why are all the great hillbilly philosophers like me always unemployed?
2006-09-02 14:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, Cooter, he was an old war buddy of mine back in 'Nam. He led an assalt on an enemy emplacment butt-naked, screaming his head off and holding only a knife...too bad he died, he was allergic to the soup we had that night...good times though
2006-09-02 13:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by The Baker 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because "Bubba" and "Hoot" were already taken by another family member.
If you were named Cooter, you would probably be weird also.
2006-09-02 13:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ARRRRRRRRRRRR!! That thar Cooter he b' gettin' about, ye see hon thar b' only one Cooter......he b' sailin' wit us bout 78 or 79..b' tellin' em tall tale bout a tour over in NAM........say he b' taken a hill butt *** naked........ARRRR ARRR ARRRR, but we b' known' he wara slippin' out th' back door o' a wanton wench as her husband b' comin' t' th' front......an' b' his luck a fire fight b' goin' an th' ol fool says he hornswoggaled th' mates by pretendin' t' have an allergic reaction t' opposom soup.....an' died on em' he b' sayin' thar b' another fella in o' th' coop? I only b' a hearin' tale o him now an again........b' told he was a courtin three wenches bout th' same time, iff'n I recal right, a Birdi, vicky an' Lilly, til ey' b' catchin' em' bout tore em' brass monkey balls o' his......so he held up wit his bosom buddy Festus til he met up wit anothe fella Tamoor or name bout th' same, til he started' flitin' wit his lady love.......an headed' up t' Canada an hung out wit a cousin I think t' b' Steve? Til Steve's wife b' runnin em' off when she spied em' sniffin' er' under frillies........last I b' hearin' he b' goin' by a one em' Royal names I think t' b' William.......?? But I did hear he b' sporten' a spiky blond due........an' traded his eye patch fer some purple city shades.......an' yeah he b' a wierd son o' booger......that thar Cooter.......he b' makin' given' me a good ol' belly laugh.......an' he nar wer much o' a Sea Pirate, but he sure b' gettin' about, fond memories o' th' fella'!
2006-09-02 14:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by pirate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me neither. I donot know any cooter!
2006-09-02 13:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by Taimoor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont noe any1 named cooter
2006-09-02 13:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because in places where that's actually a name, everyone is related to each other.
2006-09-02 13:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by stevewbcanada 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who? Sorry you lost me after everybody know.
2006-09-02 13:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Same reason everyone knows someone named Bubba...but Bubbas are cool.
2006-09-02 13:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by TigerLilly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋