If George Bush comes to my city, and I throw an egg at him what will happen???????

Answer 1

you will be shot in the face by Dick Cheney.

Answer 2

Raw or Hard Boiled?

Well, if the SS don't shoot you without a second thought (SS agents are always high strung when the president is out and open in public).
Chances are a plain clothes SS agent may be nearby and will just jump your a*s "subdue the assailant (you), then they'll haul your butt into a holding cell, and forget you are there for a few weeks, eventually you'll get arraigned, then fined and released for time served in "holding". After that, you'll be ostracized by your local TV news and the local paper, you'll get fired from your job, your parents will disown you, and in no time at all you'll just be another nobody sitting in a dank bar, where your future will be anything other than bright.

Does that answer your question?

Answer 3

A very bad idea in that you will land in jail, if not worse. Political speech is protected, but political egg-throwing is not. A letter to the editor would be a more advisable path to take if you have opposing views from the president.

Answer 4

Not only is it very unlikely that you would ever get that chance, if you would somehow pull it off, you would be arrested (at least). In fact, your suggestion in this question is likely against Federal laws designed to protect the President. You can be arrested for even suggesting an assault on the President of the United States. Of course you can give him a ******** if his name is Clinton, but tossing eggs is over the line.

Answer 5

First, that's assuming that you'll be able to get within throwing distance of GWB, which is unlikely. Even if you did get the chance to do it, you'd probably be charged with assault at a minimum. Then again, you'd probably be so famous for being the "Guy who threw an egg at GWB" that you might be able to do some late-night talk shows after you get through with court. LOL

Answer 6

I doubt you will get close enough to him to make hitting him with an egg likely. He has insulated himself from the people. I would rent a chicken costume and carry a toy gun and say you want to meet Bush because the two of you are both Chicken Hawks.

Answer 7

That would be hilarious, but if they don't shoot you first out of missunderstanding, you would definitely be arrested.
I can see why though. If something were coming right at the president...

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What would be really fun would be if the president drives by slowly in a parade and no one cares, few people attend and those who are there, are fighting eachother with eggs. they get thrown at bushes car also from all sides and not a single person can be charged.

Answer 8

It's kind of like the riddle "if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it does it make sound" ?

In this case if you hit the president with an egg and his mind is somewhere else as usual...the question is.."will he feel it" ?

Answer 9

Felony Assualt mandated by the Congress of the United States.

Just write a letter and tell him what you don't like, and give the egg to some poor kid who needs to eat one.

Liberal

Answer 10

Secret service will most likely tackle you and you'll be charged with a rather serious offense. You can be charged with assault if you throw an egg at a regular person....I don't even know what they would do to you if you throw one at the president! But I like your spirit!

Answer 11

You'll probably be arrested... but try it. It's fun throwing stuff at people you don't like. I threw my gum at a cop that pissed me off while I was at Walt Disney World a couple weeks ago. He didn't do anything, just gave me a look.