Anything that comes out of Homer's mouth.
2006-09-03 23:40:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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"There is no moral to the story- it's just a bunch of stuff that happened!"
[Homer reflecting on the island God Statue placed in his house by Mr. Burns as a gift.]
2006-09-02 12:35:45
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answer #2
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answered by n0witrytobeamused 6
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Chief Wiggum: No, this is 9-1-2.
2006-09-02 12:42:23
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answer #3
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answered by someone 3
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Bart: Don't have a Cow
The Bully: Ha Ha
Bart: Eat My Shorts
Mr. Burns: Excellent
2006-09-02 13:02:07
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answer #4
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answered by Gail M 4
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When homer has to get across a lake......and he looks at a rowboat.....and he thinks to himself "Row versus Wade. It's my choice!"
The reference to the Roe v. Wade court decision on abortion made it hilarious.
2006-09-03 17:12:54
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answer #5
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answered by cognitively_dislocated 5
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Uh oh, my heart stopped.
Whoa, there it goes!
-Barney, drinkinng straight from the beer tap at Moe's
OR
"Hello, Super-Nintendo Chalmers!"
-Ralph Wiggum. Dear, sweet Ralph Wiggum...
2006-09-02 12:38:03
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Doh!
Edited:
Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
2006-09-02 12:35:03
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answer #7
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answered by Dawn Treader 5
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"Look in the tunk" Lisa reading ralphie w's note
"I am smart - S.M.R.T." Homer Simpson
"you suck, diddly uck ,Flanders" Homer Simpson
2006-09-02 14:03:08
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answer #8
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answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6
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"i never apologize...sorry lisa but thats just the way i am"-homer
yvan eht nioj " what does that mean"-lisa "it means nothing, just like ramalamadindon or give peace a chance"-homer
2006-09-02 12:34:26
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answer #9
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answered by cars_o_holic 3
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The quote from Bart Simpson, I think it went like this:
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!
2006-09-02 12:33:24
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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