i WOULD GO UP TO MY ROOM,
TAKE OFF ALL OF MY CLOTHES,
GET INTO THE BED,
CURL UP INTO A TINY BALL,
AND SUCK MY THUMB
FOR A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
WHEN ANYONE ASKED ME WHAT IN
THE HECK WAS WRONG WITH ME
I WOULD LOOK AT THEM
WITH TEARFUL EYES
AND BAWL-L-L AS LONG AS I COULD.
WHEN IN THIS MOOD IT HELPS TO SKIP MEALS.
I WOULD ALSO RECOMMEND FAILING TO TIE
YOUR SHOELACES AND ZIP UP YOUR PANTS.
FREQUENTLY IT HELPS TO WEAR YOUR SHIRT
BACKWARDS TO SHOW YOUR INTOLERANCE OF
THE NORMAL PEOPLE AROUND YOU. ODD SOCKS
ALSO HELP COMPLETE YOUR ATTIRE. TRY ONE LONG ONE AND ONE SHORT CHECKERED ONE.
IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
DURING THIS CRITICAL PERIOD OF YOUR LIFE,
SPEND A LOT OF TIME STUDYING THE LITTLE GIZMOS THAT COME OUT OF A FLY SQUASHED
BETWEEN THE PAGES OF YOUR TEXT BOOK.
2006-09-05 12:25:30
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answer #1
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answered by zahbudar 6
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Say ,"Booker, you are a brave heart to be able to defeat me!"
2006-09-02 12:08:44
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answer #2
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answered by Ginna Y 2
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