I'm feeling a little flat and without humour, will someone please point those of us with bitter natures in the direction of some irony to keep us entertained for a while longer...
2006-09-02 02:22:49 · 14 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would like to, but I'm feeling a little uninspired today. Sorry.
2006-09-02 02:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to help you out but I am in the same boat with you. I have so much I need to get done today and for the past 4 hours I have been sitting here thinking up good reasons why I don't have to do anything but sit here and take the day off from every-ones crap. For the love of God, I am watching Mr. Mom on On Demand for the 3ird time! Make that the 4th time. It is not that I have a lot to do today. I have to go to the office and do paperwork (that can wait till Monday right?) I have to go to Petsmart, only because I wont have time again till next Saturday, they close at 6:00 on Saturday right? I have a weeks worth of laundry to do, the washer and dryer are new and paid for they wont rust or be repo'd before I get up and do it right? Whelp kids I have hit total vapor lock. Maybe I should lay down and check my eyelids for holes and give some deep thought to the question, "If a turtle looses its shell will it be homeless".
2006-09-02 02:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 boys are playing together after church services....they start bragging about their fathers.
First boy says...my Dad is so smart, he scribbles on a piece of paper, calls it a poem and gets paid $50 !
The second boy says,...well, my Dad writes down some lines on a napkin and calls it a song and he makes $200!
The third boy says...HA! I got you both beat,....my Dad jots down notes on a sheet of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes 6 men to collect all the money!!
There....does anyone have a smile on their face yet? !
The best way to get of a flat mood is to start by being grateful for the small things in your life..watch some comedy....cheer up someone else...but by all means, get out fo the house and do something different!!
2006-09-02 02:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fish Pie Recipe: Serves 4 250g sparkling cod or haddock; skinned, gutted and filleted (white fish is stunning, yet you are able to wish smoked fish) 250g blended arranged shellfish, (mussels, prawns, scallops as an occasion) 6 medium potatoes a million leek some saffron a million tbs of flour 50g of butter a million pint of milk A saucer of grated cheese Salt & pepper to flavor Fish Pie recipe cooking training: a million. placed the peeled potatoes in a touch salted water, while they start to boil shrink to a simmer. 2. warmth the milk in a great heavy based frying pan, sprinkle contained in the saffron and stir so as that it starts off to infuse. shop the milk simmering, upload the fish and cook dinner for approximately fifteen minutes (until the fish is cooked by). 3. get rid of the fish and reserve the liquor, which could be a comfortable yellow shade. 4. Flake the fish into the backside of an oven-info dish, heavily removing any final bones and dark epidermis. 5. Sauté the leek in a a million/2 the butter, and then upload to the fish, alongside with the shellfish. 6. soften the the rest butter, upload the flour and stir to style a roux. cook dinner gently for a number of seconds and then upload the reserved liquor, slowly, jointly as persevering with to stir. this might style the sauce for the pie. 7. Pour the sauce over the fish, shellfish and leeks. 8. while waiting, mash the potato with greater than a number of butter, unfold over the fish, and grate over some cheese. 9. cook dinner for thirty 5 minutes in oven pre-heated to 190o C. 10. Serve with a eco-friendly salad or backyard peas.
2016-09-30 06:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am cranky and i do not like to be cranky. I didnt sleep well last night and was woken up by my 3 kids fighting early this morning and i do not think they have stopped fighting. Argg......i just need to redirect my thoughts and get over it.
2006-09-02 02:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by peaceandlove™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am depressed a lot today
I got 15 violations from yahoo and that stinks
2006-09-02 02:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
2006-09-02 02:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm... try to be a little funny by twisting questions around and making fun of it and putting my own spin on it... that works for me...
2006-09-02 02:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any humor, however if you want inspiration spend time in God's Word and God will give you inspiration.
2006-09-02 02:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by blessedman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always 'lack the inspiration'....the only thing that keeps me from moving forward is my hope for a better tomorrow.
2006-09-02 02:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by Jacky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋