It's a part of British culture to find toilet humour amusing, so come on - what makes you giggle in this department? What about an alternative reference to the toilet?
"Launching a chocolate torpedo" and "Dump Station" always make me laugh!
2006-09-01 20:45:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I say that I need to shake the dew off my lily!
2006-09-01 20:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Nena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point Percy At The Porcelain
Drain The Main Vein
2006-09-01 22:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by David R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taking a dump.
Making the bathroom smell like Roses.
Getting a lode of my mind.
Going to the John.
Marking my territory.
Making a confession.
Going to talk to the Bishop.
Going to the Bishop's office.Thea's last two have a story behind them.An old boss of mine was a Bishop of the Mormon Church, He converted one of the bathroom in the Auto shop into an office.One of the guy's at work came up with the Fraze's.The fraze came in handy when used on a disgruntled costumer.
2006-09-01 21:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeezing out a log.
Pinching a loaf.
Dropping some buddies off at the pool.
2006-09-01 20:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dun have one..
this is not funny at all, but i use
"im makin ropes - come and measure it"
adopted from my childhood experience.
my & my siblings DON'T want to wash dishes...
so after i finish eating, i rush to the toilet and just sit there...even w/o poo-ing.
i'd stay there like...FOREVER or until i wont hear the sound of glasses spoons & plates in the kitchen...when the washing's over.
when id come out, my mom or dad would always say - "how long was the rope you made?"
your stuff made me luff... lol
think you should choose..
celloman144
"Bomb and clear the base - flush!"
is cOOL!
2006-09-01 20:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad grew up using a coal stove, so he always says, I'm going to shake the grates.
I on the other hand I say,gonna give birth to another boss.
2006-09-01 21:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"gotta go lose some weight" or "get some reading done" always work in mixed company but the best will always be "dropping the kids off at the pool"
2006-09-01 20:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by redgoddess60 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Brown is a knocking
Open the tail door
2006-09-01 22:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by Wildwagon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My only amusing thing is if I priorly ate Wendys
I say
I have to go and let Wendy out
2006-09-01 22:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lips of Morphine ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
draining the lizard
going for a slash
changing your shoes
going for a dump
going for a number 2
2006-09-02 05:29:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to take a plop-plop!
And the pool joke - I first heard it as "dropping of the Cosby kids at the pool".
2006-09-01 20:52:30 · answer #11 · answered by misterjohnnyfever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋