Why?
2006-09-01 20:33:14 · 12 answers · asked by Jack 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
I think I am a real cockroach
2006-09-01 20:39:16 · update #1
Because you've watched Scarface alot...
you are a ****** cockaroacha!
2006-09-01 20:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by Star_Zero 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take this test and if you can answer them all with a yes then I would not even attempt to convince you differently.
Do you sneak out after all the lights are out and crawl on the counters?
Do hide under refrigerators, counter tops, and attempt to sneak into dishwashers, dish drainers, sinks and drains.
Do you believe you can, without any problem, survive a neutron bomb?
Do you continually crave Twinkie crumbs?
Are you tempted by the scent of the roach Hotel?
Are you stealthy when the light turns on and you can stop your breathing and sit perfectly still and swear no one can see you?
Have you sought counseling for banging into the outdoor back porch light attempting to get in any house?
If you think your spotted do you attempt to make a run for it regardless of the consequences?
Raid means reckless, arrogant, intimdating, destructive and you love the smell?
Well if yes to all the above I'm out!!!
2006-09-01 20:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Whitedove Radio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you talk in cockroach language or know what they are talking about? Do you eat, sneak like a cockroach...?
2006-09-01 20:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Delphi p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must of taken you hours to start your computer and post this message!
..Unless you're a giant cockroach.
2006-09-01 20:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loathing for (within) inept angst...too much of a mother is around for you to be able to alleiviate it. Have these and poverty, and you should be on your way.
It you can't get zen with that, try acid.
Just think of crawling all over oily walls.
Oily walls, oily walls, oily walls....
yea
2006-09-01 20:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Gremlin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just so you're a pig that can fly straight. Because Tony Montana said so.
2006-09-01 20:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need mental professional help!
2006-09-02 00:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz u want to become a beetleborg
2006-09-01 21:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by xaznxkillax07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you are just a kock who smoked a roach?
2006-09-01 20:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by Bill C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother? Go with it!
2006-09-01 20:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋