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Damn, I still can't remember!

2006-09-01 20:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Renee - you're not one of my Swedish ex's are you?? If so, then you are probably right... ;-)

2006-09-01 20:17:51 · update #1

Ha ha ha LMAO! You go animal girl! Smiling already, beware, competition....

2006-09-01 20:19:48 · update #2

SLIPKNOT love that shredder Mick Thompson eh?? Funny joke, but could see it a mile off. Sorreeeeeeeee x

2006-09-01 20:22:18 · update #3

Joni I do have a notebook! Brilliant! Now where did I put it....

2006-09-01 20:25:05 · update #4

Ooh helloooooo (as in carry on films) STAR. How do you know I'm ticklish? Guess you'll have to find out. Oh my God, you don't mean THAT star do you!?? Yeah, that's kinda ticklish :-O lol

2006-09-01 20:32:43 · update #5

zardoz - I never mention penis size, feel no need to. Do you have an issue with it?????

2006-09-01 22:13:07 · update #6

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Oh where oh where has my Shookyloo gone?!?!?! Still in bed maybe!!<3

2006-09-02 05:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 1 0

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and Sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them - "The second most important quality is "Observation'". "I stuck my middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention."

2006-09-02 03:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 2 0

Maybe you were wondering why there are so many little "son's o' B's" in this site. If that is the case, I'll tell you...

The bee's a busy little soul
He has no time for birth control
That is why, at times like these
There are so many little son's O' Bees!

Ok, Maybe not ;o}

2006-09-02 15:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0 0

Two Swede's from Minnesota are sittin' in a boat on Detroit Lakes , fishing and suckin' down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

Ole sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find."

2006-09-02 03:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0 0

I think you wanted to know what the best line in a song is? you know the one that hits you the most.

2006-09-02 03:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 0 0

I would jog your noggin, but they don't have virtual Internet yet, so if you'll smack yourself in the head for me, I say you were going to ask about you penis size, is it to small? lmao

2006-09-02 04:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you know how to swim? Maybe that was it

sorry, previous question floats to the next

2006-09-02 03:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫Hope♫ 6 · 1 0

You were gonna ask ....
Why the heck am I still on this site, when I could be calling up a bootie call....

2006-09-02 03:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Shopper Girl 567 2 · 0 0

dude i keep a notebook, but usually i forget before i get em written down, as you can see if you ck out my ?s. LOL.

2006-09-02 03:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you were gonna ask for my number happens all the time here let me just give it to you LOL (ps this question just boosted me to level two baby!)

2006-09-02 03:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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