I'll cripple him because i know eventually i might have to resort to eating him
2006-09-01 20:08:59 · 19 answers · asked by won l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Ask him not to jump on my couch,
It took me days to weave it out of pine bark...
And have him call oprah to buy us a boat?
2006-09-01 20:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd probably tell him Top Gun, and Eyes Wide Shut were his best flicks ever, then I'd tell him to grow some balls and tell the world what is REALLY on his mind, since you know he has the money to back it up, then I'd say, if you want sex, don't be lookin at me like I'm some turkey leg, 'cause everyone knows...yousaho!!!! Silly! Don't you know no one REALLY respects a man who cheats on his wife! Eat your heart out, Maverick!
2006-09-02 03:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by JennyPie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is great and the answers are great.
I would probably restrain him and torcher him until he confessed all his demons and reveal what his real motives for being soooo damn crazy are! I mean, who does he think he's actually fooling?
2006-09-02 03:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by mamabunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tie a bunch of coconuts and bamboo together and take my chances out at sea.
2006-09-02 03:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id tell him to call one of his pilots or something to get me off the island....
then i would say he tried to touch me in the bathing suit area, and sue him for all hes worth....
show ME the money!!!
2006-09-02 04:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Derek Tsunami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a time when I would have been happy in this scenario. Now I would have to run/swim away and take my chances on my own.
2006-09-02 08:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably have to drown him or play darts with coconuts on him.
2006-09-02 14:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUNNN !!! I wish I could tell Katie to RUN - I think she knows but can't get past his guards!
2006-09-02 03:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by dolphinroc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much as he's an awesome guy.........
i'd shoot myself in the head once he starts talking about scientology to me. i remember driving by hollywood blvd and see the scientology building....it gave me the shivers.
2006-09-02 03:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by mymymissmai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Glaswegian - so the answer has to be - STAB PURE AND UTTER F*CK OUTTA HIM HE'S A WEIRDO!!!
2006-09-05 16:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋