I'm currently 36 weeks pregnant, and I am going to see Elton John in concert in a couple weeks. I am concerned that his gayness might be able to penetrate my womb and infect my child...should I be worried? I also live very close to San Francisco so I am already concerned about homo-exposure.
2006-09-01 18:28:07 · 27 answers · asked by Carolyn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
I'm going to have a tough time choosing the best answer...too many good ones!
2006-09-01 18:38:35 · update #1
You should be terrified. One time, my cousin's neighbour went to an Elton concert and two days later, her nephew announced to the family that he would only wear sparkly eye-glasses and was dating a guy named a Lionel. Thus, I suggest that you should move to the Antarctic so that your son/daughter will only be influenced by penguins and really cold wind. I doubt there are any gay penguins, but I could be wrong. I don't know any personally...
2006-09-01 18:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by swhlye 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it will, I'm surprised you can even stomach seeing Elton John in concert. Because everyone knows gayness is something that you can catch, much like a cold or the flu. You should also consider moving so that all the gay people in San Francisco won't infect you or your child. I'd suggest Mars for starters.
2006-09-01 18:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by basketcase88 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So you want your child to be born during the Elton John show. Please arrange an ambulance or some doctors with you during that freaky show. They will help your child to be born right on the Elton John Show's Stage. I am sure Elton John will be pleased to see the child and will make a public announcement that this child and her mother will be a permanent and free audience of his shows.
Hurrrrraaaaahhhh!!!
2006-09-01 18:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by WA KKG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What??? Elton John is pregnant??? Oh - you're pregnant. Never mind then. And, if you are so concerned that Elton's "gayness" would "penetrate" your womb - don't worry, I don't think Elton will penetrate any part of you honey.
2006-09-01 18:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Sky 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you retarded??
First, if you are that concerned about your child and having gay people around, than MOVE!!!
Secondly, I feel sorry already for the child you are carrying. I am not gay, but I wouldn't want to teach my children how to be racist. We are after all , HUMAN, and their sexuality is not contagious. I hope that despite your narrow mindedness, your child somehow learns to accept people for who they are, not what they look like or what their sexual preference is.
Oh, and I feel sorry for Elton John, you might contaminate him with your stupidity. In the meantime, congratulations, you're a dumbass.
2006-09-01 18:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by sxyredht21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok if you're serious- you are just stupid person. In my opinion- if you're worried about that- you should seriously think about giving that baby up for adoption- because you will warp that poor little mind more than Elton John- or any other singer EVER WILL!! Get over yourself and your insecurities, that baby will be who it is regardless. And if you're going to be a mother- you need to accept that.
2006-09-01 18:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by kissangel25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
number one: this is a joke right?
number two: please tell me that you are not that ignorant to believe that "gayness" can penetrate the womb!
number three: if you ar that much of a homophobe you should strongly consider moving to another city (and yes anyone who gives a situation like this serious thought is a homophobe)
sorry.
enjoy the concert. and if all else fails wear a metal suit to protect yourself from the gay rays and guarantee that your baby will be straight.
2006-09-01 18:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well to tell you the truth, lol i dont know nothing about Elton John or nothing like that lol, but i do know that when you are prego. you shouldnt go to concerts that is what the doc. told my mother when she was going to have my brother, and he is 15 months now.... so ya.... i would suggest not going but then again we were going to a Snoop Dogg concert, i think him and Elton John are a bit different... lol Hope the best for you and if you go have tons of fun!!!! :o)
2006-09-01 18:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ LEILANI ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry Elton has never penetrated a womb in his life.
2006-09-02 11:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Brian 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Has it occurred to you that exposure to you might infect Elton John and make him pregnant? Maybe he should be worried....
2006-09-01 18:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋