What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you at work? I'm collecting stories for my blog, thanks.

Question

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Answer 1

I worked the night shift in an all night supermarket. One of my duties was to clean the registers and checkout counters. About 1:00 am I was cleaning a register facing the window. I happened to look up and there was a guy standing at the window with his pants down masturbating. I threw the paper towels aside and went to the time clock where the perter was waiting to clock in and told him there was a guy in the window playing with himself. He said "say what" . He called the night crew up front and they went outside to check it out and found that the guy had turned a shopping cart on its side so he could stand on it so I could get a better view. The night crew thought it was hysterical and said they should all drop their pants so I could identify who it was.

Answer 2

At my supermarket job, I once had to use the toilet really badly, the big one, you know. Anyway, I went to the toilet and it was occupied. I went back a number of times and still, occupied. Then I realized I was the object of a co-worker's joke: Someone had placed a pair of boots in front of the bog, and a smock over the closed seat--just falling low enough to cover the tops of the boots. It looked like one person had been on the can for about an hour!

Needless to say, I could hold it long enough to find out it was a prank!

Answer 3

We always mess with each other at work (ice bucket over a door, notes on back, spray ketchup on each other, ect) one time I put BBQ sauce on a co-workers windshield wipers and it was misting when he left to go home and he turned them on, he had to pull over and couldnt get it off enough to see so he drove 2 blocks with his head out the window in the rain to the nearest gas station to clean it off. Then when I quit that job I left an upper decker for them (an upper decker is when you take a crap in the top/tank of the toilet, so the bathroom constantly smells horrible and it usually takes about a week to figure it out and then its a mess to clean up)

Answer 4

I worked at a bingo parlor and one night before I started to go out on the floor I placed a tampon in my pocket in case I needed it later. My first customer was a man who bought pull tabs. When I reached into my pocket to give him change the tampon flipped out of my pocket and landed right next to his chair. I hurriedly picked it up and shoved it back in my pocket. When I got back to the office I told my coworkers what had happened, not realizing that our Mayor was standing just inside the door! Needless to say we all had a good laugh, even the Mayor.

Answer 5

One time a while back I was getting ready to clock in for work when my two friends decided to act like they were going to tickle me. Im VERY ticklish (if anyone makes like they are going to tickle me I just drop to the ground) I dropped to the ground and they grabbed my feet and dragged me out through the backroom near the boss's office. He looked up and simply stated....take her to the front end." My friends dragged me by my feet to the sales floor and dropped me off in front of floral...all in front of the customers who had this "WTF?" Look on thier face.