On one hand, Kid Rock wants to take me fishing. On the other, I have Jane, who's a real woman, who wants to get naked with me in a biblical way.
--From Larry the Cable Guy:Health Inspector.
Anyway, I go to the flow'r feller, and get her flow'rs, and a card. And he asks me what this is for. And I tell him my grandma just passed away, hundred and four years old. And he says, "Ooh, a hundred and four? How'd she die?" How'd she die; she's a hundred and four! She wrecked her Harley up there at BikeWeek! Here's your sign!
--Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
2006-09-01 17:58:31
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answered by Lov'n IT! 7
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No, I do not like Larry the Cable Guy. Not even a little.
2006-09-02 00:57:33
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answered by miguelitabonita 4
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Larry's OK, but Engvall's my favroite in the Blue Collar team
2006-09-02 00:58:52
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answered by Green Arrow 3
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I think the man is funny az hellz! My best friend had me listen to it and I didnt stop laughing the whole time. Lets face it rednecks are funny and not too intelligent so lets enjoy! lol
2006-09-02 01:00:42
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answered by meanlilbitch23 3
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I like it when he mentions about one of his family members getting cancer caused by smoking and he says well yeah its say right there on the package that they are gonna make you sick
Git Er Done
2006-09-02 00:59:25
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answered by Beano4aReason 4
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honestly he gets old real fast. but i liked his story about the flea market and ol holy moley
2006-09-02 00:58:37
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answered by gsschulte 6
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Yeah, he's a hoot. When he talks about the pimple on his butt
2006-09-02 01:09:13
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answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6
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out of the blue collar,the other three are funnier
2006-09-02 00:58:15
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answered by 4 strings 7
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he is so good in the movie cars
2006-09-02 00:57:29
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answered by amber 2
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i think she likes me for my body
[Cars]
2006-09-02 00:58:44
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answered by Lady D. J. 2
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