I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.
I asked you if I was fat, you said yes of course.
I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no.
I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.
I had heard too much, and need to leave and
as I walked away..
You grabbed my arm and told me to stay.
You said...
Your not pretty, your beautiful.
The only thing fat, or big, about you is your heart.
I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.
And, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away...
I would die.
2nd story:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-09-01 17:40:02 · 7 answers · asked by nikki fm 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
i didnt write this i got it off the internet a site called iconator.com
2006-09-01 17:45:46 · update #1
The first story broke my heart with its sweetness. That was truly beautiful. The second one cracked me up!
2006-09-01 18:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's refreshing to hear something kind or humorous just for a change.There is no shortage of issues but it's nice to take a break and just smile.
2006-09-02 00:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by gussie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first story wazzzz so gooooooooood!!
2006-09-02 01:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful. I say keep up the good work and you'll get even better.
2006-09-02 00:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me go awww. the second story was funny!!
2006-09-02 00:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was good. ^_^
2006-09-02 03:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Lemons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ... funny
2006-09-02 00:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Naughty 'n' Nice Scorpio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋