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You're taking a crap, and instead of sliding down into the toilet bowl, the the whole thing tips over forward and hits the back of your nuts.

No lie, it happens.
But did I make you laugh?

2006-09-01 17:18:50 · 23 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

You did make me laugh, thank you, Sir Topplepoop.

Here's a story unique to girl pee: Sometimes when I'm hovering over a public toilet to avoid butt contamination, the piss runs down my leg instead of into the toilet.

2006-09-01 17:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by miguelitabonita 4 · 0 0

That's really really sick. I would suggest laying off of the cheese for awhile or getting a man sized toilet, not a toilette. Not everyone handles overdosage of cheese like me.

2006-09-02 00:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no. i didn't even get the joke. so the toilet bowl is the thing that tips over and hits you right?

2006-09-02 00:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by sugar n' spice 5 · 0 0

Nope sorry no laugh here. I'm not much of one for poop jokes though, sorry. Good luck with the rest of them.

2006-09-02 00:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by ttti 3 · 0 0

No you didn't make me laugh at all! As a matter of fact - that's totally pathetic!

2006-09-02 00:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Cowgirl♥ 4 · 0 0

LMAO..ewwww...thats gotta be the grosses funniest thing i ever heard...lol..
well have a good night!

2006-09-02 00:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0 0

yes you made me laugh. bet you had to flush more than once on that one. you might call it a lunker

2006-09-02 00:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by aww_garsh 4 · 0 0

Yes you made me laugh out loud. That is FUNNY!

2006-09-02 00:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by kay 4 · 0 1

I hate that, i just take a showe when it happens.

2006-09-02 15:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lacking nuts, I have never had that happen.

2006-09-02 00:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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