So I let Jesus stay with me for awhile. But now all he does is eat my food and bring chicks into the house. And he doesn't even pay rent! How can I tell him it's either time to pay up or move out? Any suggestions?
2006-09-01 17:10:54 · 20 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would go out to the garage and start building me a big o'le cross. when i was done i bring the moocher out and show him. then i'd tell him i was gonna have me a crucifixion but i wanted someone with some experince. then i'd get me a hammer and some nails. then i'd say "listen you amphibious piece of dog sh!t, i'm gonna nail your neandrathal @ss up here if you don't have your crap out in 5 min. and pick up your used rubbers while your at it".CASE CLOSED!! NEXT QUESTION.
2006-09-01 18:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should have him leave because if he claims to be Jesus he is a liar. The real Jesus is sitting at the right hand of the Father making intecession for the believers. Your roomy is a fake.
2006-09-01 17:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh, That doesn't fit His description... I see... Yep, that isn't Jesus, demons can look alot like him to the spiritually depraved. And I think that it is YOU calling in the chicks and eating like a pig.
2006-09-01 17:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay a really sexy girl to hold a bucket of KFC (or whatever his fav. fast food is) out on the sidewalk, then when he goes for it, toss his jammies out behind him and lock the doors.
2006-09-01 17:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by el 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you are a good little boy maybe he will share his chicks with you.
2006-09-01 18:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from religion for a while. Straighten your life first.
2006-09-01 17:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by Bright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to at least share the chicks with you
2006-09-01 17:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus as in Jesus Christ or a friend?
2006-09-01 17:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by superduper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u is gonna burn for this one Bradley, not cool... Everone knows JESUS is GAY... that means he don't like chicks unless they is in DRAG...
2006-09-02 10:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No habla Ingles.
2006-09-01 17:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋