And you'll be the chosen one.
2006-09-01 16:58:42 · 19 answers · asked by maisie24 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I already am.
2006-09-01 17:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by I am NOT a cow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men sitting at a bar
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but
think, from listening to you that you're from Ireland "
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am"
The first guy says, "So am I And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street
did you live on in Dublin ?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I. So did I. And
to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says "And so did I Tell me, what
year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us. I
can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.
Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head & mutters,
"It's going to be a long night tonight"
Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Murphy twins are drunk again."
2006-09-02 00:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Shilo R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 01:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Driving through S.C.
Two men were driving through SC when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in SC, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in SC, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer,! " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New York, people," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that **** with me!'"
2006-09-02 00:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by Shawnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the hilll, rode Piss Poor Pete.
forty punds of swinging meat.
Laid little Nelly on the grass.
Stuck it all up her ***.
Little Nelly cut a fart,
Blew his balls five miles apart.
Over the hill rides Piss Poor Pete,
forty pounds of ****** up meat.
I hope this makes you laugh.
2006-09-02 00:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tickle Tickle Tickle
2006-09-02 00:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Tatyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to press the wrinkles out of my car tires once with a tire iron..i dont know if thats funny or just sad
2006-09-02 04:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by unpronounceable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i got one
go to
youtube okgo dance
its hilarious on treadmills
and they have starwars the phantom of the opera its also funny
2006-09-02 00:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton had a brilliant thought. That made me laugh typing it!
2006-09-02 00:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tammie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if I'm the chosen one will I become a jedi
2006-09-02 00:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by rt_charger24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm.... Hind Lick Manuver anyone??
2006-09-02 00:02:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋