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this didnt happen to me but my best friend:

we were at this cute guys end of middle school party. she was wearing booty shorts and a tank top while i was wearing kapri's and tee-shirt. we were flirting with him by the stereo outside. it was dark except for the porch lights. we were talking about high school when his mom pokes her head out the door and says the phone was ringing for my friend since she hadnt bought her cell phone. as she went up the 2 steps of the porch the guy said "wait! there is a loose thread on you shorts!" as he went over to pull it, it occurred to me that it was her tampon! guess what i did?

i tackled him to the ground as my friend rushed inside. he knocked the stereo down and broke it! there was no more music for the rest of the night except for the car radio his mom generously offered. later when he asked me why i did it, i said it was a dance move gone wrong.

2006-09-01 17:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THIS was about 5 years ago when i gained 40 pounds. SO i went on a diet and lost 40 and 10 more in a short period of time. ONE nite i needed to run to the super market so i put my under wear on and the rest of my clothes. I loved the summer dress i had on. I was in such a hurry because there was a TV program comming on soon. All of a sudden my under wear fell down and to the ground. I was so shocked i just kept walking. I looked around just to make sure no one saw them fall off. I kept walking as tho i didnt know what happened. AS i stopped around the corner i watched a couple of old ladies come up to my under wear laying on the floor in side the store.I over heard the little old lady tell the next old lady. LOOK grace another young girl lost her panties to one of those nasty boys. I wonder if her mother knows.THEN one of them picked them up and preceeded to start asking the ladies in the store one by one if they were the owners of thies panties. I laughted till i cried. THEY took them to the store manager and he anounced on the loud speaker that the owner of a lost artical of clothing is in my office.I just payed 4 my stuff and left i was laughing so hard at those two old ladies.

2006-09-01 17:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was delivering a pizza years ago. The lady of the house was waiting as I pulled into the driveway, which sloped down toward the garage. Just as I reached her, she told me that my van was rolling. Before I could react, I took a 1989 Ford Aerostar van right in the back and was pinned against the garage. I'd call running into oneself with one's own car--from behind!--pretty damned embarassing.

It was also a proud moment, though, because I didn't drop the pizza.

JMB

2006-09-01 17:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by levyrat 4 · 0 0

the 1st reindeer seen in a bar One night, in a hectic front room interior the deep south, a reindeer walked interior the door, bellied as much as the bar and ordered a martini. with out batting an eye fixed, the bartender blended and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and usual the twenty-greenback bill from the reindeer's hoof. As he surpassed the reindeer some earnings exchange, he reported, "you realize, i think of you are the 1st reindeer i've got ever seen in right here." The reindeer looked complicated on the hoofful of exchange and reported, "Hmmmpf. enable me provide help to realize some thing, pal. At those fees, i'm the final reindeer you will see in right here."

2016-11-06 06:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I knew a lady that walked across a room at work filled with men working. She was coming from the ladies room and she had tucked her skirt into the back of her pantyhose. She was embarrassed. I don't know why. She probably thought they just wanted to see her undies. Good thing she wasn't wearing any.

2006-09-01 17:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0 0

This is definitly my most embarrassing moment! I walked into walmart with my kids and had my littlest one on my hip. i went to get a basket to put her in and this guy who had a hook for one hand pushed one towards me. i said 'oh thank you. then when i placed my daughter in it, i said there now mommy has 2 hands! like that wasnt embarrassing enough while he looked at me with a puzzled look. i then got so nervous i said oh its just so hard doing things one handed. the next thing i knew is i grabbed the cart to high tale away from him cuz i was so embarrassed i hit an old lady with my cart. Never will i forget that day. pure accident

2006-09-01 17:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1 0

me and my friend were being stupid and doing "soda fountains" where we poured soda into eachothers mouths from 5-6 feet above the person and was fun cause we were just fooling around until he said something funny while he was pouring it into my mouth and then i started laughing (which isnt a good idea considering it comes out of your nose) and at the exact same time a guy i liked appeared in front of me and i kinda exploded soda all over him. and obviously because of the situation i just start laughing hysterically even though hes totally grossed out and is covered in soda from my mouth/nose. haha, fun experience even though it was embarrassing after i stopped laughing.

2006-09-01 17:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 4 · 1 0

in baskin robbins with my friend and our two kids, see Robert Redford & Paul Newman. I acted so cocky, because Paul Newman doesn't like to talk to people, but he is dreamer in person. We order our icecream and leave, I get to the car and realize....I don't have my icecream cone, i march back into the place and demand my ice cream i paid for, Everyone is watching me as the kid behind the counter tells me he gave it to me, no he didn't i tell him, Robert Redford is staring at me as the kid makes me another mint chocolate chip cone, i am red from embaressment and go to tip him after he hands it to me and pull out my ice cream cone i didn't think i had from my pocket book, say thanks, sorry and run out!!!!!!!!! All this in front of Paul Newman and Robert Redford

2006-09-01 17:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by mscarlybobarlysmom 3 · 0 0

OK kinda funny but really embarrassing OK so In 6Th grade my class was playing capture the flag for PE. the teams were divided in boys against girls and one of my good friends,and crush, Marcus, had gotten our "flag",which was really a basketball, an tried to run to the boys side. i was feeling extremely competitive that day do i tried to tag him, we couldn't tackle, so i ran as fast as i could to catch him, which resulted in to me tripping and falling on him causing both of us to fall, and every one thinking it was a tackle. we layed on the ground for a minute or two laughing really hard until he got up and and helped me up, luckily i didn't get in trouble, my teacher actually said,"nice tackle" but after i got up i walked away with a couple of friends and them saying stuff like oooo Nat, and stupid stuff like that Ive always said i did that to get him back for tackling me in 4th grade for no reason!!!

2006-09-01 17:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by sammy 2 · 0 0

One time my shirt fell off. (halter)

2006-09-01 16:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by ali 2 · 0 0

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