Ok this girl that i dont even know is saying all this stuff about me n im not really good with coming up with comebacks.
2006-09-01 16:40:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
she just wants your attention (girls are like that) snob her
2006-09-01 16:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of depends on what she is saying really.
I use to bartend, I have a ton of one liners. However, I've asked the help of my teenage boys for this one and here's what they have.
1.) I'd insult you but your face is insult enough for the both of us.
2.) Ha! You think that was funny?
3.) That's the best you could come up with? No wonder everyone laughs at you!
4.) Look girls, the monkey speaks!
5.) When are you going to be done being jealous of me?
(I'm beginning to think my kids are monsters here...they've got more)
6.) So when was it again that you stopped walking on all fours?
7.) My you've grown since the last time I saw you, what are you now 8? Then when she responds...say...sorry, couldn't tell with immature behavior.
8.) I'm sorry, did you get the impression I care what you think?
Alright, that's enough...my boys are getting a little out of control with this. I hope it helps you honey!
2006-09-01 23:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright me either but let me think of what you can do....Try bored.com and you can definately find some comebacks like getinsultedonline.com which is on there make notes of what the computer says to you and that"ll be good. I say:
Ohhh now I know where I saw your face! It was next to the defintion of ugly(or any other adjitive) in dictionary.
Were you born nasty(any adjitive)
Wait stop fighting * look at her face* oh its not the face that needs a lift! Its your additude!
Mumble: You are the mayor of stupid town
You think *ha ha* that *ha ha* is a good one*ha ha* *keep laughin*
*put hand up* *motion head in circle* *put down hand and keep head streight* I got better things to do in my time girl!
*walk away and go talk to your better friends*
I usually get my better friends to help me fight the idiots.
2006-09-01 23:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so skank you braid your underarm hair.
You are so ugly you scare buzzards off a gut truck.
You are so skank you make roaches vomit.
You are so ugly yo mama made you trick-or-treat over the telephone.
You are so fat you have your own area code.
You are so stupid you tried to apply for AIDS.
You are so skank cats keep trying to cover you up.
2006-09-01 23:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't accept her sayings in your mind, the same will be left with her. If somebody gives you something and you do not accept, the thing remains with the giver.
2006-09-01 23:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not need good insults. All you need is good opinions
2006-09-01 23:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm hella dirty but I always say this to my close female friends...and no they don't get mad.
"Shut up tampon juice"
"MonsterFace"
"Shut your pussy flaps up"
"At least I don't fart dildo's"
etc.
2006-09-02 00:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by fierce_guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch me laugh at you first! hehehe
2006-09-01 23:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Praiser in the storm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why, are you planning a pre-emptive strike?
2006-09-01 23:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by CindyLu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"have you enough,anymore to add"
2006-09-01 23:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋