2006-09-01 16:21:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lay still i mean very very still i will call 911 for u but first i must go pee dont move i will be right back oh n if i dont come back in like 3 minutes call 911 for me bc that means i fell down the stairs on my way back ok..ok be right back and remember dont move..ready ..ok..time me..no no no dont pass out ill be right back
2006-09-01 16:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you are still alive to read this, unwrap him starting tail - 1st. And sit or lean on the part of him you have already unwound, so he does not re-wind. Or call 9-1-1 so the paramedics can have a good laugh. I think it's free unless you are transported via ambulance to the E.R.
2006-09-01 16:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by z 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a minimum of it is basic to form... I mean what's considerable in existence, even with each and every thing? attempt to work together the python in Y!A- he will with a bit of luck get involved and take over leaving you loose to call the ASPCA...
2016-11-23 18:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing you should've done was go to the phone.
It's amazing that you can bother to capitalize every word and have a python hugging you...
2006-09-01 16:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kiri 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rubbing alcohol in the snake's face..I know this is a joke question, but it really works to release the grip...as told to me by a snake farm owner who had the same thing happen to him!
2006-09-01 16:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥austingirl♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get your "big jimmy" in its mouth and sit back relax enjoy the last few minutes of life
2006-09-01 16:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat it before it eats you, because the damn snake won't hesitate or worry about being your pet, you look like food to him.
2006-09-01 16:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by gormom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold on a minute, let me think about this one... ok, run his head under cold water, it gives em a nice shock.
2006-09-01 16:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by bella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have been typing here. You should have called for help first.
2006-09-01 16:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Cascade Ranger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try typing your Last Will and Testament...
2006-09-01 16:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by Cleveburgher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋