2006-09-01 16:01:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I once was outside on a very hot day and got dehydrated and a big turd (pretty dry one) would not come out of my ***. I thought about using a jackhammer but settled on my finger. Yuck!
2006-09-01 16:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Big Jimi you sound like you smoked the dopeman's dope
all up
knock it off
how long did it take you to come up with that one
no one swallows eggplants whole
On the other hand
if you are serious then get on the Ab lounge2 and do 150
sit ups You will work your intestines
and you will go to the bathroom
sooner than not
2006-09-01 23:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Queen A 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's less than a couple inches across, (diameter), consider it will be uncomfortable but should pass over time.
I think if I had an eggplant stuck there, I'd know it, and I'd know how I got it there.
Maybe you should visit the local Emergency Room.
2006-09-01 23:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by birchardvilleobservatory 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think if it were me I'd be headed to the hospital; they have seen stranger things. This is true... a proctologist was called in to the ER one night because the physician on duty didn't know what to do. Th e proctologist came in and found a glass light bulb up a mans rectum. His proudest moment was when he pulled it out in one piece (unbroken). I'm sure the patient was quiet proud too. So do not be ashamed or afraid to go, the doctors do not laugh and make jokes about you.
2006-09-01 23:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by the ex still loves him 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try shoving smaller fruits and/or vegetables into your colon next time. or maybe if you leave the vine on the eggplant you can use that to pull it back out.
2006-09-01 23:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by drtyfckr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think happy thoughts.
Then chug some diet coke and then swallow some Mentos..
That should pressure-wash your colon squeaky clean..it should sparkle!
P.S. You might want to do that outside.
2006-09-01 23:13:09 · answer #6 · answered by HowlnWoof 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat some cheese so you can have eggplant parmesan.
2006-09-01 23:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat some salad and ranch dressing..and then pray...that it makes a good colon salad..but naw...seriously take some magnesium nitrate the whole bottle on ice... it takes like bitter lemonade
2006-09-01 23:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by usergonewrong 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take a saline solution... 32oz of warm water mixed with 2 tsp. of non iodized sea salt... guzzle it down... and stay near a toilet... this will kick in within 2 hrs.......
by the way.. how do you know it's egg plant?
2006-09-01 23:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Squat over a bag of peanuts.
2006-09-01 23:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋