2006-09-01 15:16:41 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Does it have to be MY body part? Or can I trade George Bush's artificial tiny rubber chicken brain for a genuine giant rubber chicken?
I've always wanted to find one of those things, but it seems they only sell them to late-night horror-show hosts.
If it must be my own body part, I may as well barter something that has no potential use. Hmmm, my tonsils are already gone, I really enjoy picking at my butt-fungus, all my hair seems to be migrating south, and I remain unconvinced that my Soul doesn't actually reside in my appendix.
I guess it must be the penis. Won't THAT trade surprise the next girl who seduces me? Especially if I thrust about six Viagra down the bloody thing's gullet! Cockadoodle-do, anyone? Then I can choke my chicken and do my aerobics and pilates all at the same time. I'll have forearms like Popeye by next Tuesday!
2006-09-01 16:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would trade a fingernail for a giant rubber chicken.
2006-09-01 22:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Joy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But, why would I want to? I guess when they finally have to take out my colon, they can put the rubber chicken in it's place.
2006-09-01 22:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, Chicken Boy is the complete package already.
2006-09-01 22:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary Clintons head
2006-09-01 22:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like my 13th vertibrae very much.
I am 6foot7 so I wouldn't particularly mind losing an inch (OFF OF MY HEIGHT YOU SMUTTY THING).
Where can I get the chicken from then?
2006-09-01 22:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ Chicken Boy
2006-09-01 22:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by withallthesethings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would I need a rubber chicken when I have..... a great big living C_O_C_K! ? LMAO
2006-09-01 22:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fat in my thighs. But I want some fried chicken instead.
2006-09-01 22:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Deja Entendu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None no trade
2006-09-01 22:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by KSJTam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋