Oh, Princess Die, I think you're the most seductive and beautiful creature just the way you are! Don't change a thing! I'm madly in love with you.
If I were you, I'd go to the Christian Science bookstore nearest you. Tell them it's a crown-of-thorns Jesus thing that's sweeping the nation and I'm sure the swine will steal the patent and have bootleg models out by suppertime. I did the same thing when I wanted to dress up like Pinhead for All Hallow's Eve.
Save your receipt in a safe orifice just in case you may want to wear them once and get your money back. But I sincerely do believe that out of all your drop-dead gorgeous features, your eyes are what stands out the most. And I mean that figuratively in a very sweet way, not literally like in a Peter Lorre-Steve Buscemi-Sandy Duncan sort of way. I wouldn't cover up those big, beautiful peepers for all the death-mold in China.
If the Christian Science bookstore doesn't come through, have you tried the jewelry department at Wal-Mart? I found a penis ring with razor wire there last Easter Sunday.
2006-09-01 17:00:23
·
answer #1
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
1⤋
really? I don't know about pretty, but whatever you think... they'd be pretty dangerous but you can try making some unless they would make some rubber sone at a costume store but this sound like something you would have to custon- order.
wow. I actually gave a serious answer.
2006-09-01 22:10:35
·
answer #2
·
answered by elemenopee. 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
that would be a nice contrast to the dark circles around your eyes, the shiny barbed wire would just "pop" out at you.
you choose the type of wire and i'll make them for you, ok? LOL
2006-09-01 22:17:40
·
answer #3
·
answered by chefman_miami 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
Have you tried the Hot Topic store?
2006-09-01 22:11:12
·
answer #4
·
answered by Hoops Girl 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
At the same store selling the bed of nails.
2006-09-01 22:10:41
·
answer #5
·
answered by alis_n_1derland 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
i have a pair....only worn once...$50.00. You can buy them from me since I don't have my eyelids anymore I can't wear them. I'll have my neighbor clean them up for you, so that I don't lose my fingers in the process..
2006-09-01 22:13:29
·
answer #6
·
answered by Ruth Less RN 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
I would say you're crazy, but I LOVE your dp.
2006-09-01 22:20:25
·
answer #7
·
answered by cowgoesbaaa 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
You're gorgeous the way you are - don't change anything.
2006-09-01 22:14:17
·
answer #8
·
answered by Bullwinkle Moose 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
ummmm... okay.. is this a recent fashion trend that I am not aware of yet?
2006-09-01 22:12:48
·
answer #9
·
answered by Holla!!! 3
·
0⤊
0⤋
in hell LOL just kidding!!!!!!! nowhere i hope, i don't want you to poke your eyes out
2006-09-01 22:11:18
·
answer #10
·
answered by LeeLee 2
·
0⤊
0⤋