I have been dealt more bad news.
2006-09-01 14:46:10 · 11 answers · asked by otter7 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh i have to don't worry. but i don't know if u will laugh at this or not but i will try and even if u don't laugh at the joke or whatever u can at least say that u laughed at me because i am a nerd....
NER DUR DA DUR...
i know u probably don't get that... w/e
2006-09-01 14:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by ☠Rockerchick☠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you've gotten bad news, I hope you get good news soon. I don't know how funny you will find this, but last night my fiance fell out of bed in the middle of the night, I don't think he found it funny, but I sure did!
2006-09-01 21:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League,honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says,"Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time."
2006-09-01 21:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by tazsag31 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And I'm just wondering if no news is good news
2006-09-02 01:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm sorry. Tomorrow will be better
2006-09-01 23:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This to shall pass.
2006-09-01 21:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com - you will laugh for sure!
2006-09-01 21:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hair is pudding
2006-09-01 21:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by VOOL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When it rains, it pours. Cheer up!
2006-09-01 21:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry
2006-09-01 22:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋