His name is Lawrence and I love him very much
2006-09-01 13:58:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The problem is not so much one of surgery, but one of persuasion.
So don't force it; gentle coaxing is by far the better route.
Tell him your lymph nodes have been feeling swollen recently, and you suspect it's because he, Lawrence, has been hitting the Oreo Double Stuff cookies & regular Coke a bit too hard.
Suggest a brisk 30-minute walk, three times a week, would help him trim down a bit and not let down his fellow nodes.
Remember to have bandages and gauze ready, and to re-seal L. snugly in his original location after the walk. You need him.
2006-09-03 21:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Befriended a lymph node? I hope that's not a literal question...
Unless you elaborate further, I cannot give you a definitive answer. Sorry.
2006-09-01 14:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cascade Ranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa.... put some nice clothes on... Lawrence would so like this... and go out for a walk with him... I'm sure he would enjoy the fresh air !!
2006-09-01 14:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by WizD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times do I gotta tell ya ? You take two blue pills in the morning and one red pill in the evening !
2006-09-01 14:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a good dose of vinegar (try the organic). It will slide out and you'd soon be skiing together!
2006-09-01 14:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by mug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab a knife and your car keys and tell him lets cut out.
2006-09-01 14:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by ladylaw_912 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋