Who wants to hear some good Canadian jokes?

Question

Re: Canadian in Love (these are all for you)

A Canadian Bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks "Hey Dave watcha got that case of beer for.
Well, I got it for my wife you see, explained Dave.
Wow, exclaimed Randy-good trade.


What do urine samples and Canadian women have in common.
the taste.

Whats the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
a canoe will tip

Why do Canadians screw doggy style?
So both can watch the hockey game.

What does a goal keeper and a quebec girl have in common?
both change their pads after 3 periods.

Answer 1

LOL i like the last one the best

Answer 2

you haven't any longer any theory what you're speaking approximately. WW2 rifles? Pray tell what they're? The rifles that the Rangers use could be of that factor peroid however the riles that try against troops are the comparable varieties because of the fact the U. S.. C-7A2 is predicated on the M16. C-9 is the FN Minimi like the U. S. M249. C-6 is the FN magazine like the U. S. M240. they have in basic terms introduced in an automated grenade launcher made by ability of H and ok. C-sixteen. The CF fought alongside with that's NATO allies in Afghanistan. the U. S. gave Joint job tension 2 a medial for operations they served in and that they've been chosen by ability of the U. S. to be a piece of the missions with different specific Operations instruments. You disrespect the CF and then say you admire them. Yeah i'm specific any serving member might experience "your admire".

Answer 3

Lol.
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Answer 4

your jokes are very interesting as well as funny

Answer 5

i have to admit it is very funny...i bit bias since i am a Canadian

but very funny.. :-D

Answer 6

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