Your problem is that Delta THC-9, the chemical compound found in bud that gets you high, is a fat soluble compound, that means its stored in your fat cells, like the lining of fat inside your bladder. when you pee, some of those fat cells with the THC-9 come off in your urine, and get picked up in a test.
So your question should be : How can I burn off the fat in my bladder?
2006-09-02 13:51:13
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answered by hungryhillkid 2
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Once THC is inside your body, it changes into metabolites that bind to your fat cells. Increasing your metabolism rate may help by eating lots of high calorie foods and exercising like hell. You'll probably need at least a couple days to a week to make sure all the THC has been burned off. This is only a suggestion and definetely not 100% foolproof. Other than that, friends with clean pee are always a nice commodity.
2016-03-27 03:48:57
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answered by ? 4
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Don't trust anything to hide it in your urine, nothing really works 100%. Either completely stop for 30+ days before the test which might not be likely if the test is already planned.
I know some people borrow from non-smoking friends. Assuming temperature is checked it must be collected very soon before going to the test, and kept warm without reheating above the normal temperature.
Depending which state you live in, maybe you could get a Rx from a doctor for it, which would make it a private matter between you and the lab.
2006-09-01 15:38:27
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answered by saba_tafari 1
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LOL, no matter what people tell you and no matter what you consume the marijuana traces will stay in your system for at least a month and show up in a urine sample, sorry you will just have to sit this one out-no short cuts....but what is anthropological about this question, I think you need to shift to the drug category
2006-09-01 15:57:13
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answered by Caro 3
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Sorry! there is no way to rid yourself of marijuana traces. It will stay in your system 30+ days depending on the type of teast they do.
If they sample your hair roots, your will test positive for at least 90 days.
I hope this will help you
2006-09-01 14:29:24
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answered by Leslie G 2
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The people telling you 30 days are wrong..... it can be detected up to 16 weeks in urine, still detectable 6 months in blood, and a year in hair... Your f**ked.
2006-09-01 18:02:53
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answered by Anonymous
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they sell a tea that does the trick over the counter, but it tastes horrible... the whole employer drug testing thing is a complete violation of civil rights... why is it their business what you do away from the workplace? do they have a test that tells them if you speed while driving or beat your wife? its all b.s.
2006-09-02 16:50:59
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answered by Bodhi 3
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i think traces of weed stays in your system for up to like 30 days. i am not so sure you can clean it out fast
2006-09-01 13:52:25
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answered by L 3
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you drink nothing but water for seven days. take up a good multi vit and mineral while drinking ur water. no worries bro.
2006-09-01 13:54:37
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answered by J.M. 3
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hahahaha. Spent all your money on dope eh? that's funny as hell.
You want the walmart solution to fix your problem. hahahahaha.
2006-09-01 13:54:17
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answered by Anonymous
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