1)Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 2) Get your coat love, you've pulled. 3) If I said you had a beautiful body, would you swallow 9 inches? I think you get the point... PS, for real I have never, nor do I intend to, use these lines. I hate lines, I use my eyes...
2006-09-01 13:05:06 · 12 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Apeman you're right. I never have pulled a girl, they come to me. Check out my name. It's great being in a band! Hehehe!! Ok girls up the stakes. Do you wanna feck?
2006-09-01 13:15:12 · update #1
Christ there's some thick skinned chicks out there. How about 'I think you're fit. Wanna come get f*cked by me and my mates? Hope you got enough for taxi home luv'. Does that do it??
2006-09-01 13:19:42 · update #2
Actually at last count it was 8.5". And I've only got 3 friends. And one of those is a girl..
2006-09-01 13:57:40 · update #3
I would act like the comment(s) meant nothing. Then i would take you out for some drinks, take you back to my place and get you sloppy drunk til u passed out. Then i would take your clothes off, take some naked pictures of you. I would put one on the internet after i went to photo shop and made your peter look the size of a peanut and erase one nut and of course send it to everyone you work with and family. Then i would take pics of you with a blow up doll and yes, send those pics out too. I would print some up as well and post them at all the places you shop, eat, ect. with a caption that says "have you seen this pervert?"
2006-09-01 13:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I could summon up enough interest to be offended if you came out with something like that.
2006-09-01 13:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I watch when you're pulling a girl? It must be hilarious.
2006-09-01 13:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
offended you have got to be kidding. i would bring my mates round for a laugh after all you certainly have entertainment value.
2006-09-01 13:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say what u like but keep away from me creep.
2006-09-01 16:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by freebird 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i find that to be cheap everything you put on their even "using your eyes part" thats the problem with guys today they need to use their heads
2006-09-01 13:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by becca . 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would have to do better than that to offend me....
2006-09-01 13:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ellie29UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would definately take more than that to get my back up..
2006-09-01 13:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 " hummmmm!!
2006-09-01 13:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it takes more than this to offend me...
but thanks for the 2 points
2006-09-01 13:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋