those neighborhood children screaming in my backyard?
2006-09-01 12:46:58 · 10 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why stop at just one, go for both and forget the kids...
2006-09-05 04:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by exbuilder 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Mix up a trayful of stiff 'Valtinis' (1/4 Martini, 3/4 Valium) and force the kids to drink 'em. Should take about half an hour to work, and, if you're lucky, the silence might be permanent.
2006-09-02 16:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Valium
2006-09-01 12:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by 2Luâ?¥2Ha8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you just wish you could kill some people! Take out your oldest Metallica CD put it in and crank it as loud as you can - that'll teach those little kids to shout in YOUR neighborhood - you won't be getting any trick or treaters this year because you will now be labeled the crazy man in the house that plays 'satans' music. You don't have any cats do you - then you'll be the crazy man that lives with all the cats that plays 'satans' music!
2006-09-01 12:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got some valium and a new bottle of vodka with that do. Come on over and we'll take some shots. But wait I got two kids......They are yelling. I know you can get blinding drunk. Can you get drunk enough to go deaf.....lol
2006-09-01 15:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go for the martini slightly dirty and preferably Ketel One Vodka....
2006-09-01 12:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have one more of each and you won't hear them anymore. Or at least you won't care.
Why are they screaming? Did you bury the little tykes up to their necks next to the fire ant mound again?
2006-09-01 12:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
earplugs, or headphones with some good jams.....or maybe you could act creepy so parents wont let their children out of the house lol.
2006-09-03 17:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by california gurlie poo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take another valium...save a few for me!
2006-09-01 20:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by why do i? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give them some exlax
2006-09-01 12:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋