I'd rather you zerberted me, my lovely! And I'd enjoy performing the reciprocation so much!
But then, I didn't go out to get p!ssed until closing time, mostly because I was so much enjoying writing to you, so I came home, had a few more brewskis, and decided to postpone flogging the bishop. So a Good Morning Zerbert sounds like a lovely way to almost wake up on this great and beautiful holiday morn.
Oh, crap. I was more stewed than I thought. My toast just popped up with Fred, my hamster, still attached. I'd partaken of some Pot That Killed Elvis last eve, and I'd developed the munchies. Your hamster kabobs sounded swell, but then I got back on this thing and forgot all about him.
It looks like I'll have to buy another wheel as well.
I'll be back in a few. I'm giving Fred a "burial at sea."
2006-09-02 00:01:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't reccomend it...have you seen the fecal blast radius on one of those things? you could be seriously hurt.
I'm not even sure you could achieve sufficent suction on the rough surface of a rhino's skin to create any noise, anyhow.
2006-09-01 13:43:26
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answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6
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