I'll give what ever person that cheers me up 12pt.
2006-09-01 10:43:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
mathmatical proof that women are evil
Women = Time X Money
as we all know time is money so
Women = Money^2
and since money is the root of all evil
Women = Evil
2006-09-01 10:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by bretttwarwick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Friday, it's a long weekend, it's pay day, what could be better? We live in a great country with lots of food and booze and fun activities waiting for us. Good books, TV shows, movies. The world is your oyster! Buck up, little camper!!
Of course, if that doesn't work, there's always pharmaceuticals that can help, like Zoloft of Wellbutrin.
2006-09-01 10:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're great, you're fab. Stay the course. Chill out, have fun. Not bothered about the points. Log off and go hug someone. Have a lovely weekend.
2006-09-01 10:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tomorrow - Saturday 2nd September 2006 - will be the last day for this planet.
Squishy squashy
crunch crunch
There, feeling better?
2006-09-01 10:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up lass, it's the weekend. No work/school get a pizza and rent a movie and relax.
2006-09-01 10:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by horrorfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're alive and have the resources to have a computer. You obviously have people who want to reach out to you. That in itself should cheer you up!
2006-09-01 10:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by Suzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH, BUT WHAT EVER IT IS YOU WILL BE OKAY. JUST THINK OF IT THIS WAY, JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE THE WORST PROBLEM IN THE WORLD SOME ONE ELSE HAS IT WORSE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU HAVE FOOD,SHELTER,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY (THAT YOUR ALIVE AND BREATHING) I DON'T KNOW YOUR RELIGION BUT I CAN TRULY SAY THAT GOD WILL NEVER PUT TOO MUCH ON YOU. HE KNOWS WHAT YOU CAN HANDLE... TRUST ME ... AND LOOK AT THINGS THIS WAY AT LEAST SOME ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.
2006-09-01 10:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by UNKNOWN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was changing my baby's diaper and all of a sudden **** squirted all over me.(This happened 2day)
My uncle is so fat he went to sleep and had a dream he ate a big rice crispy treat and woke up and his whole mattress was gone.
2006-09-01 10:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Unknown_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried reclining with a tasty beverage, taking a sip, saying 'Ahhh!' and wiggling your toes?
Might be a start :P
2006-09-01 10:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by moment_in_passing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey just be glad that you are not the color blue i hope your day goes alto better honey think of thinks that make you happy and go from there and do what ever to make you happy.
2006-09-01 11:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋