I need to take a dump but I am in a public place with out one. where do I go?

Answer 1

Ha....I was on a road trip once and had some bad fast food. I had to go so bad. My gf at the time was like pull off the highway and go. I pulled off and knew I wouldnt make it to any gas station. I pulled of the first road and parked by this picnic area. I ran by one of the covered picnic areas, dropped my pants just in time for my @$$ to explode. It went everywhere, all in the grass, on the concrete floor, and the side of the shed. I wiped and left the napkins (no toilet paper just the napkins that came with the meal) there in the grass.

Here's the kicker.........when I pulled out of there we noticed that the picnic area was part of a CHURCH.

I know i'm going to hell. The devil will meet me at his gates and shake my hand. He'll be laughing his @$$ off.

if you gotta go...you gotta go

Answer 2

i got some food from a fast food place that didnt agree with me. it was in nevada and there wasnt nothing around for miles. i pulled over my 18 wheeler just in time to launch out the door and hang my azz over the guardrail-- it was at perfect level. the motorists driving down the interstate stared as they went by. but i didnt care if they seen me-- besides i would be gone before the police arrived if someone called. i truly thank my wife for giving me a box of babywipes before i went on the road. used up about half a box of them. now when i drive long distance-- i carry a five gallon bucket with plenty of plastic liners in case of another emergency.boy scout motto: be prepared

Answer 3

take a plastic bag and a couple of paper napkins and go, that easy!

Answer 4

Just go, everyone does it so its nothing to be ashamed of

Answer 5

IN YOUR PANTS