Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
2006-09-01 08:31:06 · 14 answers · asked by master chan lee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are very wise...
2006-09-05 03:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by exbuilder 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Man who calls himself master is a bater.
2006-09-01 15:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man can have frog in throat, but a frog cannot have man in throat
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird
2006-09-01 15:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will listen to you! I have come to love your sayings in the past 30 minutes.
"Do not drink and park. Accidents cause people." Is my favorite so far. Thanks for the laughs, dude!
2006-09-01 15:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard drinking water is good and that drinking alot of water can help yu looe weight, but then whats water weight So do I gain weight drinking wate
2006-09-01 15:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by siva1013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the plural of mouse is mice, then souldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
2006-09-01 15:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by 987654321abc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sage master. What other words of wisdom do you have for us? Please can you also tell us our fortunes. Or give us many hours of laughter.
2006-09-01 15:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he who stands on toilet high on pot
2006-09-01 15:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by milf man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmmm. NO!
2006-09-01 15:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-09-01 15:34:20 · answer #10 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋