I'm a married white male late 40's and I'm a fat obese slob. I try to look good for myself my wife, my gf and to no avail here I sit and ponder life and pile on the pounds. My wife says I look fat, my gf says I look grotesque and yet I ignore them stuffing German chocolate cake and kettle potato chips down my throat washing them all down with 64 oz sodas.
C’mon someone help a poor old white trash out of shape bone head out huh? Oh and I’m in debt up to my eyeballs.
Thank you all for your undying support.
2006-09-01 08:15:36 · 18 answers · asked by tony 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
cj420, actually i was thinking about copulating with you!! :P
2006-09-01 08:22:16 · update #1
DeniseB will you be my friend? C'mon sweetie mosey on down to the local bakery and get me another like wedding cake or something to eat huh? Will someboy get me another case of soda to wash that cake down please??
2006-09-01 08:31:40 · update #2
C'mon don't be hatin on me and moralizing and being jealous.......chicks dig fat boys
2006-09-01 08:46:10 · update #3
Those of yas smelling crap? I think you better go check yourselves, I think yas has some wet farts from laughing..........hahaha
2006-09-02 09:17:44 · update #4
I don't know why you started overeating, but maybe it has something to do with all your debt, or maybe other problems.. I usually stuff myself because I feel empty, or because I try to comfort myself with food.. Try to find the root of the problem, solve it, and in the meanwhile, try to slow down on the potato chips and chocolate cake.. Wish you all the best..
2006-09-01 08:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Brenda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Fat Po Whitetrash,
I think you must be totally joking. A wife and a girlfriend, out of shape, bonehead and into debt up to your eyeballs. Sounds like you are pulling someone's leg with your question. If you are serious you really need the help. I don't think you have hit rock bottom yet. Losing your wife, your girlfriend, and most of all you kettle potato chips, then you should be ready to change. I have no suggestions for you.
2006-09-01 15:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by damsel36 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm....first of all...get rid of either the wife or the g/f!! Ask your wife for help. Tell her you are having a hard time losing weight and pushing the food away. Quit buying the junk food and switch to diet sodas. It's hard at first but you get use to it. Buy more fruits and veggies. When you get hungry, grab some fruit, eat that then go for a walk. Or join the nearest gym. You also said that you were in debt. I know that feeling!! I'm about knee deep. Good luck!! Remember: get rid of one of the ladies!!
2006-09-01 15:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest get off the couch take a trip to your local Krispy Kremes, flirt with the cashier, get her number, then while your at it go ahead and stop by Baskin Robins and get yourself a gallon of icecream, then make your way towards the gym, finding a parking spot and eat your donuts and icecream in the car while thinking about how great it would be to get a membership at that gym but how your just too lazy to get out the car and do it
2006-09-01 15:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Denise B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your wife know about your gf? Start drinking just water and that will help tremdously. That is what I do and I haven't changed the way I eat, just what I drink. It is hard at first but then after a while thats all you want. I have lost 25 lbs in like 2 months.
2006-09-01 15:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by victoriaelaine2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO one can help you until you help yourself. I am in the fitness field and the best you can do is educating yourself about eating the right way. 6 small(er)meals a day will be a great way to start.
your problem is a big one, My best advice: go to a gym and hire a PT trainer, make sure that the person you're paying the big money also knows about nutrition so he/she can advice on it.
your problem is not so unique so please learn to Have some discipline. for further advice feel free: happymood32@yahoo.com
best of luck
2006-09-01 15:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by John R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to be 300 lbs now i'm 175 when i was big everyone said i had to loose weight, now that i'm smaller everyone says i'm too small--dont let anyone dictate what you look like because no matter how you look someone will always b*tch about it
you know the saying--a skinny person trapped in a fat body--i was fat for so long (40 years) now i am a fat person trapped in a skinny body
2006-09-01 15:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by blank blank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you have a gf and a wife???? You really are a pig! Why don't you just lock yourself in a room and leave everyone alone asshole! I hope you don't have kids!
2006-09-01 15:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Write to Dr. Phil.
2006-09-01 15:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by darkdiva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a fat slob - and a pig - you don't deserve ANY women - much less two. Frickin' loser.
2006-09-01 15:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Fortune Favors the Brave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋