Hom many times a day is it ok to "service" yourself before you should be worried that you have a problem

Question

I've asked my boss to stop giving me days off so i wouldn't have as much free time.... and my girlfriend only likes to do it once or twice a day.... it's getting to the point where im starting to worry.

Answer 1

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation (usually more than 4 times a week for most) stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.



Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

Answer 2

It only becomes a problem when it starts to interfere in your daily tasks. Are you late to work or for appointments because you're choking the chicken? If not, and you're not becoming raw and sore, then it's okay.

Answer 3

As long as "servicing yourself" doesn't interrupt with your regular life, it is completely OK to do it as many times a day as you want. Just as long as you still eat, sleep, see your friends and family etc, then it is alright.

Answer 4

Appparently less than what you are doing. If you are obsessed with getting yourself off, taking off work, or otherwise disrupting your normal daily routine, then yes, lay off it. Or, keep the hands off it.