Would you like to do some lyric parodies?

Question

Beatles "I Saw Her Standing There"
First line I give you is: "She was the Pork & Bean Queen, You know what I mean..." (Food parody)
Have fun writing another verse or if you get into it, try the whole song.

Answer 1

Your food parody didn't inspire me ... maybe because I'm female..!! (Or maybe it's just because I'm weird..??)
; )

Well, she was putrid & green,
You know what I mean
And the way she looked was like your worst nightmare
And I couldn’t run any faster, (Ooh)
When I saw her looming there

Well she looked at me, and I couldn’t breathe,
Then before too long I'd fallen down gasping
She couldn't eat any other (Whooh)
Once she saw me groaning there

Well, my heart went "boom"
When she crossed that room
And she held my hand and chewed...

Whoah, she munched through the night
And she held my ankle tight
And before too long she’d eaten both my legs,
Now I'll never dance with another (Boohoo!)
‘Cause she saw me standing there

Well, my heart went "boom"
When she crossed that room
And she started licking her lips...

Whoah, she crunched through the night
And she wore her napkin right
And before too long I passed out on the floor.
Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)
‘Cause she saw me standing there