2006-09-01 06:35:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
spit in his eye
2006-09-01 06:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on what he is requesting...just because he's a cyclops doesn't mean he's a mean guy! Just don't offer him 3-D glasses...it might offend him :-)
2006-09-01 13:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ronni71 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that where he moved to? He was always trying to get me to take him to the doctor. He'd call me on the phone and tell me I had the most beautiful voice he'd ever heard. He's a nasty old Cyclops. He's your problem now.
2006-09-01 14:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make sure he's filled out the new cover sheet for his TPS report. Offer to give him a copy of the memo if he's not using the new cover sheet.
2006-09-01 14:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by ArcadianStormcrow 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pull an Odysseus.
2006-09-02 01:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by kropdawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that heck, why not hit on Medusa, the chick in the cube next to you.
2006-09-01 20:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by happymonkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Earthlink and tell them that you are SERIOUS and do not want them as an ISP and to quit sending their people over.
2006-09-01 23:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by seandashark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he is a paying customer then give him what he wants. Racist. If a black guy was requesting somthing you wouldn't post about it. Damn, CYLOPS RIGHTS.
2006-09-01 15:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by windfishfighter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it a riddle so it can pass your desk.
2006-09-01 13:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by vicvic* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Help him fill out the form!! It can't be too easy to write with only one eye... no depth perception...
2006-09-01 15:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him what he is asking for. It's always nice to help people, even one eyed ones
2006-09-01 14:53:25 · answer #11 · answered by angel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋