I was watching "dirty jobs" on Discovery. They had a Horse Sperm Extractor. I'm sure they don't pay enough to make me want to do that for a living.
2006-09-01 05:52:32 · 28 answers · asked by khaoss15 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A "fluffer" for adult movies. Yuck.
2006-09-01 05:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Er, I have actually done the above job, but I didn't even get paid to do it! I studied Equine science at Uni, a few of us got to 'handle the equipment', as it were, on a day trip to Newmarket. I also have to ensure that my own horses 'kit' is kept clean, though being geldings, they aren't fussed about the procedure.
The job I would like even less would be that of Police Officer, though I have been pushed in that direction many times. Being a copper's daughter, being calm in a crisis, being 6ft tall and a stroppy cow would more than qualify me for such a post but I don't want to mix with the scum (the coppers, not the criminals)...
2006-09-01 13:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by CC...x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeewww...horse sperm extractor?!! now that is disgusting. Well, since u already wrote the most horrific job, I would have to go with:
I don't know their job title but they stay in the corner of the streat or whatever, like if they're working for nextel or any phone company, and they hold up a sign saying and pointing to the enterance to where the store is, so that people driving by can readily see where it is. isn't that horrible? even if it's 100 degree weather or raining, they still have to do it.
next on the list would have to be:
again, i don't know what they're called but....you know when u go to clubs, they have these ladies on a stool in the ladies bathroom and as soon as you finish washing your hand they hand u a paper towel and then they have aaaaall kinds of products there for u to use and freshen up like deodorant, and parfumes, and powder puff, and creames and stuff. all they do is sit down in the stinky bathroom and their only source of income is whatever the passerbyers give them. yuck
btw: what do they extract horse semen for? just wondering
*pick me as the best answer*
2006-09-01 12:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Horse Sperm Extractor does give this on a run for it's money but I'd rather do that than empty outhouses. I could never do that! EEWWWWW!
2006-09-01 12:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beefeater.
Apparently you've got to stand outside the Tower of London all day being tormented by people clicking camera's in your face, and every day you have to eat beef. I'd become a fat, pompous bloke in silly dress, but worse still I might get used to the tourists and perhaps even like them. There is no worse fate known to man, then having to spend a life growing fond of Americans while looking silly.
2006-09-01 17:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Accounting.
2006-09-01 12:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be a president is a hard job with alot of responsibilities, and all people will hate u for it , this I don't want to try .
2006-09-01 12:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by Moon_light1985 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush's apologist.
2006-09-01 13:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by morrowynd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coroner. There is no way I would be able to cut into a human body.Even if they were dead!
The only upside I see is that your clients couldn't argue with you!
2006-09-01 12:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ayla's Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not be the guy who drives the honey wagon who cleans the portable toilets. How do you get that smell off of you, anyway?
2006-09-01 12:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cleaning up after the elephants at the zoo.
2006-09-01 12:54:13 · answer #11 · answered by svmainus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋