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Buy her a bumper sticker that would annoy her as bad as the one she gave you. Then only put yours on if she puts hers on!

2006-09-01 05:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kris 4 · 2 1

DO you love your wife? If so them bite the bullet and put it on your car! What is the harm in pleasing your wife, in making her feel she is special? Isn't that what we are suppose to do for the one who is the most important person in our lives? If you don't do this you are going to really injure your wife's feelings and do considerable damage to your relationship.

There is only one way you can get out of this and that is if you do not put any bumper stickers on your car. If you don't have any you can tell your wife that you don't like putting ANY type of bumper sticker on your cars, that you think cars look low class or whatever words you feel will help you the most. Find another rather public place to put this, like on the garage door, or your bedroom wall, somewhere, but have an alternative when you tell her you don't want to put it on your car. Now, if you do have bumper stickers, then you are out of luck buddy. She will never understand why a stupid joke or political sticker is more important than she is. If you have bumber stickers put it on the car with a great big smile on your face. In marriage we often do things to make out partners happy because we love them. It is as simple as that. If you don't love her then you shouldn't be in this relationship.

Personally I don't put any stickers on my cars. However, my fiance already knows how I feel about bumber stickers. As we talk a lot in our relationship and he actually listens to me and I him. I do wish you the best, but be really carefull here as you can do damage you may not want to create. Good luck in deciding what you should do.

2006-09-01 12:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Serenity 7 · 4 0

It depends. I have a "no bumper stickers on my car" policy. Unless it was the plastic peel and stick and it won't leave nasty glue marks that melts on to the metal. And the magnetic ones are stolen too often.

If you have already put bumper stickers on your car, what would one more hurt? Do you really love your wife?

2006-09-01 12:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Erica, AKA Stretch 6 · 1 1

You bought her a ring and she wears it faithfully, but you wont put a bumper-sticker on the back of your rattle trap car, and you call yourself a nice guy? Or a lousy joker? Put the thing on and tell the world how much you love her! My wife hasnt said she loved me in 11 years. Consider yourself lucky.

PS: Are you as geeky looking as your characature?

2006-09-01 12:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by cbmaclean 4 · 1 0

Depends on the reason. If your wife is insecure. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. I don't like bumper stickers on my car, so if that's the reason-I feel you. If she's cool, just tell her you don't like those things on your car and suggest she get you a t-shirt if she doesn't think the wedding band is sufficient enough. Good Luck!

2006-09-01 12:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by dct1218 4 · 1 1

1) Tell her you dont like to put bumper stickers on your ride. 2) Tell her it might obscure your view 3) Use scotch tape 4) Tell her you lost it on the way to the car.

2006-09-01 13:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh boy, this is worse than "Does this dress make me look fat" Maybe put it on, then pull it off, then put it back on. Hopefully the glue will be weakend and it will fall off on it's own.

Or put some cooking oil or something on the bumper before you put the sticker on. The oil will keep it from staying on too long.

2006-09-01 12:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Put it on your butt. Wear it arround all day like it is SOOOOO funny, then sticky will wear off and then you are good to go.

Or vandalise the sticker when you are at work, and look depressed whe she notices.

2006-09-01 12:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Too FUNNY! Take it and put it on, drive down to the local mall with her.....while she is busy shopping, tell her you have to look for something.............

RUN OUT....PEEL IT OFF.......AND WHEN YOU GET HOME WALK AROUND BEHIND THE CAR AND SAY....

OMG....SOMEBODY STOLE MY BUMPER STICKER!!!!!!!!
Can you believe that S*HIT!!!!

2006-09-01 12:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 1 0

Push the car over a cliff.

2006-09-01 12:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by faversham 5 · 1 1

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