You know those moments in life when you just can't help but laugh?????
2006-09-01 04:26:16 · 21 answers · asked by Ã?â?¥Ã?ÄPixie Queen~* 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well I don't know if this is funny or not. But, when I first got a 'puter I used to chat constantly with who would become my partner of 8 years. Anyway I went to the grocery store and was so excited to get back to chat that I just sat all of my groceries on the table and got on the computer. During our conversation I suddenly got the munchies and ran like crazy to grab some soda from the fridge. I was in such a hurry that I bumped one of those giant bottles of hot sauce, it completely shattered like you wouldnt believe. I had on white tee shirt, white shorts, and white socks, I was covered in the stuff sliding around trying not to step in the million shards of glass. I grabbed the table to steady myself and my hand slid across the table and i fell on my butt. Seems I forgot about the darn ice cream I bought and it was melted all over the table. The whole time I was actually laughing and yelling noooooo outloud and trying my best to get back to that darn computer. What a mess....
2006-09-01 15:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by el 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was working as a janitor I was adjusting some spotlights for a wedding so that they highlighted the $2,000 wedding cake perfectly. The stepladder slipped and I was about to fall rigth into the cake, when the wedding coordinator pounced like a ninja and knocked the ladder sideways. I fell and missed the cake by an inch. I was laughing like a madman while the wedding coordinator poured herself a stiff drink to calm the nerves.
2006-09-01 04:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by shoelace 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago, I was in my local pub having had a bit too much to dink. The pub has very large glass windows all along the front. There was a sexy couple of builders across the street, so me and a friend pulled out tops up and flashed our boobs at the builders up against the glass.
Unfortunately a cyclist went past, saw us, wobbled a bit, couldnt take his eyes off us, and cycled smack into a parked car.
I nearly wet myself with laughter, the poor cyclist was soooo embarassed.
I also drove into a parked car when I was having a driving lesson, it was mid-summer and this utterly georgeous bloke jogged past in tight shorts, I turned to oggle him and SMACK! hit a parked car.
2006-09-01 04:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by lozzielaws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a friends apartment in college and we may have been chemically altered at the time (ok we were). We were playing with a giant excercise ball her roommate needing due to a back injury. The ball bounced up and knocked over a candle and a ton of hot wax onto my arm. Causing a delayed but hysterical reaction.
2006-09-01 04:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by matt b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never been in an accident that was that funny however,years ago my wife called me at work and said her car fell apart it just broke right in the middle of the street nobody could get bye. School buses had to go around. So when I got home I found out that she was right the tie-rod broke off the car and I had to have it towed in to get it fixed.
2006-09-01 04:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by pmdan00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was at bellydance practice and we had a complicated series of steps that brought us in really close together and I tripped over the edge of the carpet and caused a bellydancer pile-up. We all started laughing so hard we were crying. Too bad nobody got any pictures....
2006-09-01 04:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by PaganPoetess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not one of mine but one of my former colleagues. I was working for a car rental company and me and my female colleague were moving cars. She had no experience driving automatics however. Unfortunately there was one parked with it's back facing a wall that had to be moved. So she put the gear shift in R and gave full gas. We all heard a loud crash and all went over to look. When she explained what happened we were all laughing like crazy.
2006-09-01 04:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i smashed a glass ornamental vase in a shop to a million pieces (by mistake i just tried to touch something near it and the thing fell).... i swear everyone just turned around and looked at me !
some of them even did a 'tut tut' it was so embarrasing, i could feel my ears grow hot .... and i was just so stunned i just stood there speechless !!
i had to apologise again and again and again to the shop owner but he was a nice bloke and didnt take money from me !!
:) it was a laugh later and my husband does not permit me to go even the crockery section of john lewis anymore !! LOL
2006-09-01 04:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by GorGeous_Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 12 or 13, I was in the supermarket with my mum and you know they pile tins up in a pyramid......?
Well I kind of moved a few around to make them fairly un-stable, waited around for a couple of minutes until a woman went over to them and they fell all around her. She just stood there, didn't move an inch. Just stood there like time had frozen.
I Pi**ed myself laughing for hours, got a clip off my mum and a wink off my dad when my mum wasn't looking!!
2006-09-01 04:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That time when I created the Universe (it was just supposed to be a papier-mache model but I inadvertently uttered the magic words - oops)
2006-09-01 04:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋