The morning Badger was so excited as he left his Badger Burrow on the Friday morning for he knew that by the evening he would be drinking Badger Brew all evening with the other friendly Badgers. He put on his stripey coat and toddled across the woodland floor looking forward to the day and singing a little song to himself.
When he got to work the Badger Boss asked him why he was late for his Boring Badger Job, but his joy at the prospect of the eveing made the acid words fall from his ears like rain from the back of his friend Derek the Duck.
He breezed through the tedious tasks of the day and sung his little songs and when the bell tolled for the end of the day he put his little Badger Coat on and toddled to the pub...... what happened next?
2006-09-01 04:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by Mr X 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Derek the duck piked out at the last minute as he wanted to hang out at the pond. He had supposed to have been meeting up with the moring badger but a a canadian goose had recently migrated into his neck of the woods and Derek wanted to introduce himself as he was feeling particularly sharp.
The morning badger was never the less unpeturbed as he ordered his first pint. Miss Badger was just dropping her badger motor of at the burrow and would arrive imminently. He ordered another pint for himself, having necked the first one and a slough gin and badger tonic for Miss Badger.
The rest of his woodland chums arrived one by one in twos and threes. Hermione the hedgehog had brought Farouk the ferrit with her as he was having a tough time and needed chearing up. He was pleased to meet the rest of the gang, especially Li'l squirrel who had already drunk more than her own body weight in badger cider and was wildly flirtacious.
"Stuck in the middle with you" blasted out of the duke box and the morning badger thought this was an apt song for the occasion as the sleepy giraffe (who was visiting on holiday) sang along at the top of her voice with he neck swaying hard.
The morning badger thought to himself what happy bunnies they all were. They were of course not the happy bunnies as they were in the other side of the bar looking miserable and deciding who to pick a fight with over the tunes on the duke box. They were not fans of Steelers Wheel. It made them edgy.
The Landlord kicked the group out at closing time or there abouts and the merry woodland brigade trapsed noisely accross the fields and dells back to there respective homes. Exept for Farouk who trapsed noisely accross the fields and dells to Li'l squirrels home. Controversial!
On settling into his bed the morning Badger wished he could change his name to the Evening Badger as that was where he most felt himself! With Miss badger nuzzled up to his chin he fell alseep, dreaming of the things he dreamed of most often and snoring through his little badger snout.
2006-09-01 04:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Tarnibee 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Bearnie the Badger Bar Bouncer Blocked the door.
he Jumped up and down and with tears running down his eyes as he bawled out over the noise. Its wrestle mania tonight , there is an extra fee to get in. Dancing on his toes badger cried I've just enough for a brew then Im all tapped out. Badger pulled from his pocket a silver bugle and played the soldiers call for lights out as the sun set. And then ....
2006-09-01 05:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by rosevallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pub was full of badgers. There were many Badger Bettys and Badger Pub Owner was slinging Badger Brews behind the bar with both paws and grinning ear to ear. Badge Bouncer greeted him just inside the door and directed him over to Derek Duck.
Derek’s down was shinned and he had on his dungarees. He handed Badger a Bager Brew and raised his own to his bill…
2006-09-01 04:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ralph 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are always fun. . .
On his way to the pub he discovered a shiney penny. Facinating with the shineyness he picked the penny up. When he picked the penny up Badger Burrow suddenly turned into a duck. Frightened Burrow. . . the duck now dropped the penny and began to waddle as fast as he could to the pub where he then discovered. . . .
2006-09-01 04:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ganja 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He toddled into the pub and ordered a pint of Badger Brew. Derek the Duck was already there drinking some Mallard Lager. Badger was happy to see Hermione the Hedgehog already at the bar. She lifted up her little Hedgehog paw and waved him over.......
2006-09-01 04:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
...where he ran into his Badger Babe. His buddies were not there, not even one. He was happy for this, since he didn't have any of his suave friends scamming on the Babe.
Badger and Badger Babe engaged in crafty conversation as they suckled down a couple of brewski's. They decided to head over to her pad. On the way, they ran into Badger Boss. He winked at the half-hankered Badger. The soon to be lucky Badger, or so he thought, was so very happy. He didn't understand Badger Boss' wink, and left him wondering what exactly did his wink mean. And why hadn't Badger heard of Badger Babe before?
"Babe, I'd like your phone number. May I call you sometime?" They had just arrived at her Badger hollow. She snuggled her nose into his soft furry neck, squeaking exclamations. "Dang, she's tough to resist..." the badger thinks. "But I must be a gentle man...I must be a gentleman..." Badger hammered the statement in his head like a crazy mantra. She was soooo irresistable.He reluctantly broke away from their cosy embrace, and the Badger bade the Babe goodnight, slowly swaggering home.
At work the next day, the Badger Boss pulled Badger aside. "I want to apologise for yesterday. I wasn't up to my best, and then seeing you with my daughter made me much happier. You have my blessings, son, if you want to pursue my girl." And so he did, and he became the head forman, with all of the trappings of the lucky son in law. Badger and his Badger Babe lived a very swank lifestyle on the forest floor, where many of their babies played.
2006-09-01 04:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by magnamamma 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he met all his badger freind and they orderd sevral bottles of badger brew and split it equaly and sang there badger songs after a glories evening he toddleld home to his little badger borrow. he took off his stiped caot and hung it on the beutifull carved coat stand and enterd his room and went to bed
the end
2006-09-01 04:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by g.a.p. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As he walked toward the pub, he happened by an evangelist preaching on a corner. It seemed the preacher was speaking right to him. All his trials, all his heartaches. the reason he drank and partied and had a hole in his soul seemed to be coming forth. He pressed closer through the crowd so that he was able to nearly reach out and touch the evangelist. When suddenly the preacher laid his hand on the Badger's shoulder and prayed for his deliverance of his sin and shame. That very moment he was delivered from his alcoholic ways, his selfish behavior, his grievous sins. Badger felt so happy, so refresh and renewed, From that day forth, he never did any drugs, drank alcohol or was abusive in any way. God's love shined through him everyday in every way he was better! He joyfully awoke every day to serve His risen Savior. Glory be to God in Heaven and His son Jesus Christ for this deliverance!
2006-09-01 04:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by ruthie 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
A book fo morals comes out of nowhere and steals the juice away.
2016-03-17 06:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-01 04:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋