i have been once , i was a little drunk and i threw a gateaux from the sweet trolley into a ceiling fan , it went everywhere!
2006-09-01 03:54:03 · 29 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
In the town I lived in during my mid to late teens I managed to get barred from three of it's five pubs before I was legally allowed to drink in them but still got served.
One offence was for smoking a joint in there (I didn't think they'd notice) and running into the mens toilets, another was for stealing a whole barrel of beer from the cellar with my mates (didn't think they'd notice that either, b.itch to get it open too and then undrinkable anyway) and the other was because they didn't like me. Can't imagine why.
Also got barred from the local supermarket for being in there drunk or something. The reason given was a bit vague.
I was a really nasty teenager and of perpetual embarrassment to my family. I have apologised to my parents a bit since and I'm well behaved now.
EDIT: Just remembered this.
Some years later my mate and I were barred from Berties nightclub in Newquay which was a bit of a blow because we worked for them at the time, but otherwise okay because it's really s.hit and I never wanted to go there anyway. That one definately wasn't my fault though. I just happened to be there.
Want to go for a drink with me later?
2006-09-01 13:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have although I was stone cold sober! I made the mistake of going out to a club where the two women I was seeing at the time were and who subsequently got involved in an altercation with me stuck in the middle. The door men thought it best if I left post haste as it was getting uglier by the minute and I was now the focus of their attention. Ahh the good old days.
2006-09-02 17:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. At sixth form college we set fire to a pub table. By accident, of course. But it was a proper fire. And we had the cheek to put up a fight. Lifetime ban and police too. Gateaux indeed.
2006-09-01 10:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got told off for "rearranging the furniture". There were seven of us and the largest table had chairs for six, so I moved a chair. The landlord went ballistic, and he was perfectly serious about it.
To be fair on the poor fellow, we were fourteen years old and kitted out in full military battledress, which must have been a bit of a dilemma for a WWI veteran with a publican's reponsibilities.
2006-09-01 11:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good effort!
I got barred for breaking the door down of the closed downstairs area of a pub in town, and helping myself to drinks from behind the bar.
I then got thrown out by the bouncers and broke the electronic gate for the staff carpark outside as viewed by them on CCTV.
They won't let me in anymore!!
I was very, very drunk though, not that that's an excuse......
2006-09-01 03:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Pete H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What sort of pubs have gateauxs and sweet trolleys ?
2006-09-01 04:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by stdaveuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Posh pubs you go to - sweet trolley, gateaux?
Ceiling fans, for that matter.
2006-09-01 03:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Once I accidentally tried to walk into a gay bar, the bouncer immediately knew I was straight and said... you don't want to go in there. Then I realized why and left.
My buddy got thrown out for trying to fly a plane... it was real plane suspended from the ceiling and he tried to climb in... he fell and broke his arm. Funny as hell.
2006-09-01 04:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Greggath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but my dog has.
Someone got it drunk. It jumped on the pool table and pissedd. (It must of thought it was grass).
The landlord said it was under 18 andd banned it. He told me if I wanted to come back I'd have to pay for the table to be cleaned. It was a crap pub anyway.
2006-09-01 04:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by David T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliant!!
I once threw an apple across a hotel restaurant. I was trying to hit a pillar but missed and it landed in the cutlery tray and sent knives and forks flying everywhere.
2006-09-01 03:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋