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i am loking very nice

2006-09-01 03:26:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet Programming & Design

6 answers

first there are some prerequisites:
1) you have to have a bunch of money
2) you need to own a car
3) you must be very nice looking (which you have covered)
4) you can't live with your mom

step for making a girlfriend
1) transfer all your money to my paypal account
2) I will send you a cd with the most annoying sound in the world
3) embed a cd player into a bloated pile of cow intestines
4) turn the volume all the way up and press play
5) ensure that it's on repeat for the entirety of your day
6) connect yourself to a chain so that the annoying sounding cow intestines follows you around everywhere
7) quit doing all things you enjoy
8) continue to send me money every month so you can not buy yourself anything.
9) get fed up and break up
10) repeat

2006-09-01 03:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

This is in programming? Do you intend to create a software version of a girl? IS this for a game? Maybe this should be in robotics or Romance!

2006-09-01 10:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Taztug 5 · 1 0

Watch the movie "Weird Science".

2006-09-01 10:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by Just Bored!! 5 · 0 0

Just go out and look.

2006-09-01 10:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Yoi_55 7 · 0 0

Offer her head, make sure she squirts, and she's your's forever!

2006-09-01 10:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by Elmer Fudd 6 · 0 1

try any girl

2006-09-01 10:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by rizz 2 · 0 0

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