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FWD:If you are "white" Plz dont be offended!!!

2006-09-01 03:22:52 · 14 answers · asked by ~*~*~B3@UTY_IZ_M@_N@M3~*~*~* 2 in Entertainment & Music Movies

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because some of us are not very coordinated! Notice I said "some of us". I, of course, am actually very coordinated and would leave any psycho killer or monster in my dust! VROOOM! Plus, it's generally some big-boobed bimbo that runs and falls.....I think that is all about the "jiggle-factor"! Ha!

2006-09-01 03:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by southerngirljw 4 · 1 1

They suffer from White Man's Syndrome.

Poor athletic skills. Example: White Men Can't Jump the movie.

Calm down, people. I'm just makin' with the funny.

2006-09-01 10:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets see...The Terminator was white, the Die Hard guy was white, the, "Silence of the Lambs" girl was white, All of the "Friday the 13th" Hero's where white. Louie Dreyfus in Steak Out was white. The ONLY Black guy I can think of that didn't die was Eddy Murphy, (but neither did his 2 WHITE cop buddies)

2006-09-01 10:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by mslorikoch 5 · 0 0

well for anything they may fall sometimes but at least a white person always ends up surviveing at the end of the movie so who cares if they fall

2006-09-01 13:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because a brother is hard to kill. The moves I learned from Curtis growing up in Cal City have kept me alive.

Keep it real!

2006-09-01 10:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0 0

Because most of those dumb chicks are wearing heels. And no matter how urbanated the city there is always woods & branches to trip over

2006-09-01 10:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because only stupid white people watch them and they're incapable of recognizing with another race.

2006-09-01 11:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if i understand your question correctly, I assume you mean they always get killed. My guess is that its to politically incorrect to kill other races. They may get offended and you can't have that. Do you sense the sarcasm.

2006-09-01 10:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by J D 5 · 0 0

Because white people don't have the sense to run. LOL!

2006-09-01 10:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because it is JUST a movie

2006-09-01 10:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by david o 3 · 1 0

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