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I know this has been asked before, but the answers just kill me...get creative!

2006-09-01 03:05:08 · 42 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

How about "some assembly required"..yikes!

2006-09-01 03:20:29 · update #1

42 answers

Am I fat??????????
Get off me!
Who are you?
We should talk...
Me you? friends
Who was that?
Is she pretty?

2006-09-01 15:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Is it in?" isn't creative, is it?

How about "is that it?" and "are you done" or "what about me" or "i've a headache" or "again, you serious?" or and "i am late"

On a less obvious note...

- it's trash night
- empty the dishwasher
- what's your balance?
- have any cash?
- do a favor?

ok, had to leave some words out to make some of these work

My husband absolutely hates when I ask "can you do me a favor", even though it's usually small stuff.

2006-09-01 03:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by stimply 5 · 1 0

Why're you leaving?
Pretty ring, huh?
I am married
Scratch my back
Kiss my booty
No, hell no
Where is it?
How was it?
Please be romantic.
It won't come off!
I'd rather die.
Tell the truth
Who is she?
Where're you going?
You're coming back, right?
Let's cuddle together
We need to talk..
I love you
What's your salary?
I am pregnant
I have someone
There's someone else
Can we talk?
Let's just talk
Parents are home
Open the door
Get off me
He was better
You oughtta know
When's my birthday?
When's our anniversary?
Am I pretty?
Am I fat?
You're wearing that?
Your mother said...
Your ex-wife said...
You aren't listening
No sex tonight
Can I have...
All I want...
Why can't you...
That's exit only
You're not putting it there
I'm not doing...
I'm sorry but...
Can we be friends?
Where's the checkbook?
Help! Police! Help!
No means no!

2006-09-01 04:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

is that it?

you finished allready?

can i have?

got a headache.

cant be bothered.

is it over?

Wow, thats small.

you lose, sorry.

is that true?

what is that?

bit small isntit? (ok i have cheted on the last word, sorry)

be rite back.

wait a minute.

hurry up please.

ohh Brad Pitt.

dont compare yourself. (cheated a bit on that last word aswell)

i dont care.

want it now.

i want one.

is that real?

are you joking?

just stop it.

thats about it.

i cant think. (that one is good, haha its coz they have to think for themselfs if we say that)

i dont no.



Thats it coz i have a head ache and cant be bothered to think of anymore...
but i am sure there r plenty...lol

2006-09-01 03:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 0 0

Sir, YOU'RE FIRED!

No man ever wants to hear THAT whenever he/she is at a successful job. So that guy/girl should make sure that he/she does everything accurately at that job.

2006-09-01 03:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pauldinius 1 · 0 0

I've Got Chlamydia...
I Have Pepperspray...
He's Eyeing YOU...
Did It Shrink?
What Is THAT?

2006-09-01 03:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry, I'm married.

Is that it?

Go kill yourself.

What's that odour?

We should talk.

Shoes, half price!

No dogs allowed.

Why can't you count to three?

2006-09-01 03:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Am I fat?
Where's your hair?
Buy this, dear
Miss my period!
My husband's back.
I am positive.
I test positive
I got herpes.
Huh, you're done?

2006-09-01 03:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0 0

I'm a man
mine is bigger
bend over now
take it baby!

2006-09-01 08:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

You've had enough
Quess what, Daddy
He wants you!!!
I'm moving in!

2006-09-01 03:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by itty 7 · 0 0

is it in
give me money
can we talk
hold my purse
I Love You
is she pretty?
thats all I can think of

2006-09-01 03:09:06 · answer #11 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 1 0

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