2006-09-01 01:38:40 · 37 answers · asked by sue_k3851 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
when i went to answer this my seat broke and i fell... damn ting!!!!!
2006-09-01 01:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by raymond m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
plastic surgery or alternatively a coat hanger in the gob both tried and tested. or if you like rubber, get an elastic band and hook it round your ears and onto each incisor, the results are stunning, all three methods will MAKE you smile
But you can only smile of your own free will on impulse if your happy, visit my 360 and read the poems, they would make you smile and wonder why a grown man thinks like this
and if you want a proper laugh have a look at my picture
Come on go the whole way and grin!!!
hope this helps BYEEEEEE
2006-09-01 01:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by greydays 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't smile. Thank you for the 2 points.
2006-09-01 03:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by seatony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Smile that you are not either the sales rep or the admin geek.
2006-09-01 01:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by davespnr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all get a long 3 day weekend! That makes me smile.
2006-09-01 01:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by ROR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mate of mine pulled on a night out on the town, he went back to her house and they was kissing and stuff then she went the toilet, he knew he was going to get lucky so he ran into the kitchen to give is di*ck a quick wipe because he hadnt showered, when she came back from the toilet they got down to buissness, and then he heard her scream wats that and he looked down and he had a bean in his pubes, he used a dirty dish cloth to clean him self with the silly boy
2006-09-01 01:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Blade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Friday!
Many clothes stores are having sales at the moment.
The more you smile the less wrinkly you become when you're older!
2006-09-01 04:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by TB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a wee song?
there is a happy land
far far away,
where they have bread and jam
three times a day.
O how the angels yell
when they hear the dinner bell!
there is a happy land
far far awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
2006-09-01 01:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by nev 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The world is a great place to be. The bad moments are there to help us appreciate the good ones.
2006-09-01 01:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by maggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure dat u are a true son or daughter of ur father en u are d most ptryyiest thing around reffering to ur avatar any way so dont start blushing
2006-09-01 01:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by sexy thing 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow your own dope...plant a man!
Chocolate, coffee, men....some things are better rich!
These saying always make me smile LOL!
2006-09-01 01:44:39 · answer #11 · answered by -mystery- 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋